Horror movies 'cause I can't get enough of stupid people getting slashed by hockey mask wearing mongoloids. Literature 'cause I strive to better myself. History 'cause I initially wanted to be Indian Jones but with boobs. Star Wars 'cause I'm a fool for Wookies. Risk the game of global OR world domination really depends on which one you buy, play it whilst drinking a beer, go after Asia then and only then will you understand the difference between world and global domintation. Work because it pays my bills, and only for that reason. Reading because it takes me away from my bills. Food 'cause it's both nutritious & delicious. Bathing because it makes me feel bathed. Music, and movies because dammit it can't just all be bills. Writing because sometimes you finish a book, and the ending sucks. And lastly life because what else is there to do.
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? (pics)
Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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Bruce Campbell 'cause I luv Evil Dead I & II, and Army of Darkness. Joel Hodgson, and Mike Nelson, 'cause I'm a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fan. MST3K forever!!! Ricky Martin 'cause I'd like to punch him for EVER shaking his bom bom. To go back in time... Ernest Hemingway 'cause we all have to aspire for more than just entertainment. And Aristotle 'cause come on man that would just be cool!
Everything except for AM radio....oh yeah and all boy bands...last time I listened to an INSYNC song my fillings fell out. Try to explain that to your dentist.
Twin Falls Idaho, Trust, Waitress, Shawn of the Dead, Star Wars (Empire, Jedi & Esp III), all three of the Evil Dead movies, Friday the 13th parts IV, VI, VII, yes I'll say it Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X can't get enough Uber-Jason, and Freddy vs Jason (I waited 10 yrs for that movie people so don't disagree), Dawn of the Dead (the original), Legend, Serenity, House of the Dead & Blood Rayne (Uwe Boll is awesome I don't care what anyone says he rocks!!), 40 year old Virgin, Mystery Science Theatre THE MOVIE, Batman Begins, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Airplace I & II, V for Vendetta (holy crap people this movie rocks ballz), Holy Hell people Nathan Fillion's Slither rocked my efen socks off, I'm gonna say it people I have to say it X-Men 3 (what can I say people I love me some Jackman), Little Miss Sunshine (this movie is truly perfection), Snakes On A Plane (I loved it...loved it I tell you!!!), Holy moth balls Dracula 2000's Gerard Butler kicked some serious hinder in 300 **Holy Men's Health Batman**, Reno 911 Miami, Orgasmo, Cannibal the Musical - with commentary, did I mention Slither well I'll say it again SLITHER!!!!, and most recently HOT FUZZ, dude I laughed so hard I got a stomach cramp, shot soda out of my nose, choked on popcorn, died, was reborn, all during the movie thanks to Nick Frost & Simon Pegg!!!!!!!!!
MST3K until the man cancelled it, FireFly once again until the man cancelled it, Adult Swim on Cartoon Network like a mofo Venture Brothers people Venture Brothers *pump your fists in the air in slow motion, and feel the burn*, Arrested Development (why the hell are all my favorite shows cancelled?!), Extras, SPACED, British Office, American Office, Coupling, Reno 911, Mr. Show with Bob and David (the stuff of legends), That 70's Show, and anything else on cable if I'm to lazy to change the channel.
All Quiet on the Western Front, 'cause we all need that one book to impress people with. Phantoms 'cause it was AWESOME. Anything by Christine Feehan, 'cause I wrote her, and she responded. Anything by Lori Forster, 'cause I don't watch soaps, and I need my girlie romance outlet. Moby Dick 'cause I read it, and feel pompus enough to mention it since I'm the only person in my graduating class that did. Flowers In the Attic 'cause lets face it every girl has read it, and liked it in that dirty little secret way. And lastly and most importantly Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book (if you've read it you know what I mean---HILARIOUS!!). And anything by my girl! READ THEM!!!
My Mommy 'cause she was still pissed that they cancelled the 80's television show V, and still threatened to call the network to complain 20 years later.