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Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal

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About Me


Hi!
I'm kind of a big deal - people know me.
I'm Jason and I'm probably cooler than you.
My friends? also cooler than you - although I always enjoy meeting new people.
I am 24 years old.
I party like a rockstar
Occasionally with rockstars
I'm work in Sales, and I'm good.
I'm talking damned good.
I could sell ice to an eskimo, kid.
I'm talking top notch talent here, I dont think I've gotten the point across.
I could sell pussy to the pope and he'd pay double.
If you like bad music, I will call you out on it.
I sometimes wish I would have been born wealthy instead of so damned good looking.
I'm a very confident person, but don't mistake my confidence for arrogance.
I know exactly who I am.
If you dont like me, you can go fuck yourself.
Seriously....stop reading this....and go fuck yourself.
I may be perceived as arrogant.
I know their are far greater tragedies in life than being considered "arrogant".
I say exactly what i think
I rarely if ever sugarcoat anything
I'm probably the last person you want to get in a verbal fight with
I am a member of Mensa - I'z be mad smartz y0!
I am a dork.
I like to read novels here and there in my free time.
I could spend everyday at the zoo and never get bored.
I like to go out to bars & clubs
I like to party hard.
I am trying to warn you, me and my friends do it big.
I can have fun doing just about anything.
I really enjoy relaxing at home with absolutely nothing on my agenda.
AKA - I like being lazy.
My mother passed away Oct 1st, 2005
Ask about her, I'd love to tell you how amazing of a person she was
I own a house on The Hill and my best-friend lives with me (Matt G) - we're the perfect roomates.
I have a brother - Brian - fuck with him and I'll fuck with you.
I have an 10 year old nephew - Sebastian - he IS cooler than you.
I have a sister-bestfriend named Amy - fuck with her and I WILL ruin you and anyone closely associated with you - TRY ME.
I have a bestfriend named Steve - he is probably crazier than you
I have a brother-bestfriend named Desmond - I love him, He's officially the shit.
Fuck with desmond and you'll get stiches.....at least.
I have a dog named chloe - she is my princess.
She was abused - If you abuse animals - I'll abuse you.
I have an amazing group of bestfriends.
I'd take a bat to your head if they asked me to.
I've known my inner circle for a long time.
I have a lot of crazy stories - they're all true.
I have definitely said and done somethings I am no where near proud of.
I regret nothing.
Everything I've encountered in my life contributes to me being what I am today.
Me and my friends have had some amazing nights.
Dont try to out party my friends - it will end up ugly....for you.
I constantly use music as the background music/soundtrack for my life.
I have a hard time letting new people into my circle of trust and group of close friends.
I rarely if ever let girls into that circle/group - and I hate myself for that.
I wish I could change that, and I've tried, but I can't.
I've been told I'm not boyfriend material, and I can live with that.
I WILL be the best boyfriend "she" could ask for when I meet the right "her".
I tend to control conversations.
I like to challenge peoples beliefs/ideas.
If I sense doubt or a lack of logical thoughts to back it up you're in trouble.
I don't enjoy negotiating, but I enjoy winning.
I enjoy acting like a kid in public, or just generally being crazy.
I might be an attention whore.
I can be drama queen.
I don't take shit from anybody.
I won't take shit from you either - asshole.
I push girls away as soon as things start getting close.
I do it because I don't want to lead someone on, not because I'm incapable of forming real emotional attachment.
I never really "like" girls because I'm picky and refuse to settle.
I don't get why because I always want things to work, it never does.
I find lots of girls attractive and very few interesting/likable.
I rarely answer my cell phone - deal with it.
I am horrible at returning phone calls - you'll get over it.
I always respond to texts
I eat like a horse and don't gain any weight - my metabolism owns yours.
I like to push the envelope.
I think the world is far too concerned with being politically correct.
I think uninformed people should keep their mouths shut.
I think if you find me the least bit interesting you should message me.
I find random conversations insanely amusing/interesting.
I don't give relationship advice, because I don't generally do relationships.
I don't like people that are fake - act fake around me - it wont be pretty.
I don't like LIARS.
I am not cocky, I'm just better by design - blame genetics.
If you cant back it up, don't say it.
The Philosophy: When you wake up, realize you didn't have to - spend about 10 seconds realizing you didn't have to.
Repeat this daily.
It will change your life
. Tomorrows never promised live for today - please keep that in mind.
I am one of the craziest most out-going people in public simply because I couldn't possibly careless what anyone thinks of me.
I party in excess
I only get to live once
Dont hate the player....hate the game
I wont ever forget where I came from
At times I wonder if theres a point to this completely pointless existence I've been living.
Do people understand me?
Do they really know who I am?
Why I do the things that I do?
My greatest fear is reaching my own potential
My greatest gift is also my biggest burden.
I have an obsessive mind.
I over analyze everything.
It leads to me over complicating my life.
Am I more than you bargained for yet?
^^ Rest In Pieces
I totaled the bitch the night of moms funeral....think you've had a bad day....try that on for size.

My Interests

Music, Concerts, Bars, Clubs, Cars, People, Money

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people that share the same musical tastes and interests as myself
I guess we'll go a little more specific...i have no clue what i'm looking for, but i know exactly what i'm not looking for
I like people that are real. People that dont put on different fronts depending who they're around. Thats one of my biggest pet peeves, i hate roleplayers....its like accept who you are and just go with it. Stop worrying about trying to impress the different people around you

I like people that can act like as big of a kid as me. I can get extremely slap happy, goofy....and sometimes....just downright crazy. Most of my real friends are the exact same way, and thats cause we effing rock, get off it.
Girls I'd like to meet: hrrrm....my mind really just went blank. I need a girl that isn't controlling, trustworthy, fun, and basically into the same stupid shit as me - if thats you
AWESOME - LETS GET MARRIED!!!
^^ I dont know if i'll be able to marry you though, i've made plans to marry someone else....we're aloping to vegas asap....sorry
hahahaha :p

Music:

Emery, Anberlin, Cartel, Panic! At The Disco, Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nas, Silverstein, Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Rocket Summer, Boys Night Out, Fall Out Boy, Anatomy Of A Ghost, Best Interest, Brand New, Coheed & Cambria, Fear Before the March of Flames, Finch, From Autumn to Ashes, Funeral For a Friend, Further Seems Forever, Gavin Degraw, Glassjaw, Hidden in Plain View, Lucky Boys Confusion, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Moneen, My Chemical Romance, Park, Saosin, Senses Fail, Something Corporate, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, The Ataris, The Beautiful Mistake, The Higher, The Starting Line, The Used, Thrice, Thursday, Underoath. Face to Face, Millencolin, Bleed the Dream, Beloved, Thrice, The Bled, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Alkaline Trio, The Beautiful Mistake, The Postal Service, The Mars Volta, Stars Hide Fire, Maroon 5, Jason Mraz, Punchline, and some other stuff
I'm sure theres alot more, but thats all i could think of for now.

Oh yea...and anything thats real hip-hop...like Blackstar, Common, The Roots, Mos Def, Talib Kweli

Movies:

Wayyy too many to list right now....but heres a few
The 40-Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, THe Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Dodgeball, Empire Records, Garden State, Fightclub, Troy, Old School, Happy Gilmore, Black Sheep, Anchorman, Almost Famous, Scarface, Carlito's Way, A Bronx Tale.

Television:

I'm a DVR-Whore...i record way too many pointless shows and end up watching them religiously. Now on with the list of the most important/favorites: The O.C.
House
Las Vegas
Will & Grace
American Dad
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Futurama
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
Sealab 2021
Robot Chicken
Greg The Bunny
Saturday Night Live
m'eh...i'm bored with listing...if you really find the need to find out what else i watch....message me.

Books:

I like to read quite a bit in my free time - if interested talking authors - message me

Heroes:

My mother. She defined the word hero to me. She is someone that had been dealt shittier cards than about 99.9999% of people on the face of the earth yet she has the strength and determination to go on with her life with a smile. She was truly grateful for every day she woke up and got to spend on this earth despite knowing her end was inevitable and that eventually her medical problems would lead to her passing. She was a hero because she had the courage to face her problems down and realize she had led a good life, and chose her time to refuse treatment. I wouldn't be who i am without someone so strong to look up to.

My Blog

Reality

Not sure if the blog is going to make sense to people, but its something that needs to be said. Its hilarious how hard reality can hit you in the face, and make you realize what matters and what doesn...
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

Our life in writing

http://partylikeus.livejournal.com/
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:27:00 PST

a peek through the window into my mind...

take me...anywhere but here...why can i just be normal....why cant i just man up and be happy with the things i have...what i've accomplished...how come i never see the positive in anything? i only se...
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

...speak the truth....

I am heaven sent, dont you dare forget, I am all you ever wanted, what the other boys all promised. Sorry I told - I just needed you to know. I think in decimals and dollars. I am the cause to all you...
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

This isn't Christmas, This isn't Christmas to me.....

The sound of Ben Folds piano fills my room as I sit here feeling a mix of raw emotions. They are all rolled up into a complex ball thats a mix of sadness, anger, confusion, denial, and bitterness. I...
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:16:00 PST

MY REAL BLOG: http://www.livejournal.com/~jase2483

Thats my real blog.....it so owns this piece of crap blog end of story
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wtfbbq?

I find it rather amusing that I spent well over an hour on this profile to surf the site for 15 minutes and completely lose interest
Posted by Practice makes perfect, Im relaxing at rehearsal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST