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Improve your reading skills & your standards!!!'s

About Me

Warning:Please read this profile carefully before clicking any buttons that might get you in a hot seat....hehheheh ************************************************************ * ************************************************************ * This profile shows bluntness, sarcasm, and confidence..so don't mistaken it for cockiness and arrogance. I know what I want and I DEFINITELY know what I don't want...for example I'm not interested in anything more than friendship for women who are allready in relationships...so if you're married, engaged, cohabitating with someone "special", seeing someone, dating somoene, or any other affinity to someone.....I am not interested in anything more than friendship....unfortunately and sadly, I have to emphasize this. Now if you're JUST and ONLY looking for some "wild sex"....I can definitely help you with that. I know plenty of men-looking dogs who'd LOVE to hear from you...and don't worry this service is free of charge, hehehhe, I collect my commission from the other party hehehhehe. Yeah not me hunny bunny, sorry about that!!!! ************************************************************ * ************************************************************ * I'm 24 ( Yeah I know, I'm still paying too much on car insurance), currently working for a Local company in warrenville, IL. Few key words that best describe me: Gentleman, Sarcastic, Classy, Educated, Blunt, Confident, and most important SUSHI! want to know more? Hang out? Have fun? !By the way...YOU MUST HAVE TEETH! GOOD TEETH! PLEASE DAMNN IT!! HEHEHHE I'm one of the most intersting people you'll ever meet due to my versatility and my life style...I've lived in many different environment and held many interesting jobs including MERCENARY AND BOUNTY HUNTER... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This ad is not intended for pole dancers, minors, drug users, alcoholics (if you're holding booz in most of your pictures, then you are), or walking STDs (and yes herpes is an STD). If you fall into any of the above categories...then for you own safety...just skip me..The guy in the next profile would LOVE to get to know you and share some STDs with ya! thank you for your cooperation.. I'M VERY EASY TO GET ALONG WITH...BUT I HAVE MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH LIARS, IMMATURE, UNAPPRECIATIVE, WOMEN WHO LOVE TO PLAY GAMES, AND LOW LIVES. One final thing...If you send an add request...PLEASE make sure THAT ALL your clothes are on...I'm not interested in seeing your BRA (at least not online....in person that's a different story hehehe, j/k)...Victoria's Secret doesn't need more advertizing...I think Giselle Bundchen does a great job doing that and DOES NOT NEED YOUR HELP ehheheh... Just keep it clean ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ One thing has been tickling me lately...I AM QUITE SURPRISED BY THE NUMBER OF MODELS that are on myspace...yeah right...half these girls claim to be models in their profile..for who? jenny craig? WTH....in reality...(khawwif ibnak YA)..if I ever see them (god forbids) marketing a product...I'd be too scared to use it...so enough with that modeling B.S. ok OK enough rambling for now!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GIULIANA DePANDI from E! The hottest woman ever, for now..and then the 2nd hottest after my Mrs. Right* is found eventually...hehehehe...Vince Vaughn, The POPE, G.W. Bush, and a woman with a full set of teeth (J/K) QUALITY PEOPLE! if you don't know what I MEAN by quality...THEN NOT YOU!

Heroes:

There are two heroes in this world: me (ahem ahem) and Bugs Bunny!