Can a Muslim be an American - Muslim? |
With the stark reality of these facts, why in the world are Americans voting Muslims into office?... Seeing the Muslim sworn into the US Congress recently, brought this article to mind. What do you th...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Everything I need to know I learned from Stargate SG-1 |
. Whoever has their finger raised first wins. 2. If Carter needs to re-calculate the gate's dial out sequence don't rush her or you'll end up in 1969...again. 3. Always count your team before and afte...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:12:00 PST |
Oil change |
Oil Change instructions for Women:1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles sincethe last oil change.2) Drink a cup of coffee.3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a pro...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST |
Bored of the ring's...my favorite little poem |
"I sit on the floor and pick my noseand think of dirty thingsOf Deviant dwarfs who suck their toesand elves who drub their dings. I sit on the floor and pick my noseand dream exotic dreamsOf dragons w...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:10:00 PST |
Oh shit they lost him again |
This is too funny....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~S
o, I'm standing at a bus stop and they pull up. A carload of well meaning, bible thumping nut cases thatare just frantic! The...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:42:00 PST |
Chili Feed |
Texas Chili Contest...If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the f...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST |
Why parents drink...too funny |
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an Urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."He...
Posted by ♥ Samantha ♥ on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:03:00 PST |
