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About Me

After lengthy discussion with my most trusted advisors, I bring you the following important Lucy facts:
1. I like to have solid plans (although it's ok if I change the plans. No one else is allowed to).
2. I am never too embarassed to share. Apparently.
3. I laugh very loudly at really inappropriate things. It's like tourettes. Which I also have. Possibly.
4. Free is my favourite price.
Aaaaannnd, here are some Lucy facts by Kat that she actually sent me a few months ago, but I'm a bit slow..
--Lucy has various uses for bins
--Ask Lucy for tea or coffee and she will reply "yes". This can only mean it's time for toffee
--Lucy tells people she's wearing new socks in lifts
--If you have chilli, Lucy will chase you round the garden
--Lucy makes a great Geisha
--Lucy has an illogical fear of balloons and sobriety
--Lucy was a bad girl but still got something for Christmas
--Lucy will never say no to the offer of coming down the pub. She did once in 1994 but that was only beacuse she was already there
--Lucy sometimes speaks in a language she made up herself called "hadtoomanypints"
The one about me making a great Geisha is true, I have photographic evidence. The rest is just the scribblings or a retard, but I though I'd share it with the world. There are people who say they have photographic evidence of me weeing in bins but don't listen to them...
Some final words from Kat "School gates with paedo glasses and raincaot? I'm there! It's not sick, its fetish"
I'm also a genius according to this online IQ test that only cost me $49.99. Bargain.

My Interests

Getting obsessed with comedy shows, drinking til my ears bleed, buying shit I don't need and can't afford on ebay, eating curry, reading, my cat that I don't look after properly, films that make me cry, fucking, dancing, changing my hair colour.

Movies:

Amelie, As Good As It Gets, Blade, Duck Soup, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grosse Point Blank, Groundhog Day, Hackers, Kes, Lost In Translation, Man On The Moon, Memento, Pretty In Pink, Pushing Tin, Spirited Away, Stand By Me, The Actors, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, The Crow (I'm such a dirty goth), Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, and loads more that I can't think of at the mo.

Television:

Malcolm In the Middle, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 15 Storeys High, The Office, Shameless, Peep Show, Ideal, The Simpsons, Futurama, Buffy, Friends, Corrie, Black Books, Extras, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, The Mighty Boosh, Screen Wipe, Spaced, The Catherine Tate show, League of Gentlemen, Arrested Development, Big Train, Top Gear, Wild West, Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet Of Crisps, Smack The Pony, Green Wing, Bang Bang it's Reeves & Mortimer, Catterick, Holby City (thanks Linz), Hairy Bikers, Hippies, My Name Is Earl... err... and some other stuff.

Books:

Invisible Monsters, The Van, The Woman Who Walked Into Doors, The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, American Psycho, Arousal, Having a Lovely Time, The Curious Incident Of the Dog in the Night Time, Morvern Callar, Rachel's Holiday, Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married, My Sister's Keeper, The Pact, Dangerous Parking, To Kill A Mockingbird, Case Histories, Good Omens, Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?...