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Lee

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Look at ME! I AM ON THE INTARNET! CAN YOU SEE WHAT I'M TYPING? I BICYCLE WELDY TECHMAN BIG BOSS

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd quite like to meet the grouch who put a "PARK OUTSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE" note through my front door. I don't even own a car. Brartle Mastypart, Smurtint Squash, Toadmonkey Spartsash, Crarcklty Grartsplasher, Tharkty Splarthag, Dravter Garty, Shashmagnetboy, Langblaskit Vartensploog, Skrangblanter Harksyskark, Hanken Milkblurst

My Blog

Craty Shpurflurticpop

Shawas! I have never, ever, EVER. Curtly spurfle, merky NINJANINJA. Anyway, that's the official stuff out of the way. How are you? Since being bought out by "Crackle Nasty BitchBotch Crurdly SuperWeld...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:34:00 GMT

A Triumph Pant Day For Weldy!

Jarmie Sparkhammer (who shall from hereforth be known as "Clrardle") has taken a few valuable SECONDS to stamp his MASSIVE presence on the world of SpazPages. He has let us into a previously secretive...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 13:59:00 GMT

GOSHTERS!

Well. Friday was just dandy. I spent about THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES! Without a shadow of a lie. Boblyg leaked, and I fortified the establishment making nine plated Florckties and ribbing the left shank of...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 13:54:00 GMT

Mleeky Fladge!!!!!

Spordle, blenkly troobat mlerkty flerble pleelble!!!! Greeply blarcket flardle, blin garckly pludle flardle blindle plerky splwardle pleepy????????LOL
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:23:00 GMT

Treedle

Mondeo, my new litchysplanger, has been taking too much time out in the carrot room. Do any of you know how I can bring him back to the marstwanker?
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:18:00 GMT

Scapleteat!

Dear oh dear. Since the untimely departure of my dearest Roger, I have started having grave trouble with my windows. I would like to ask him to come back and man the grast-machine, but I can't reconci...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:41:00 GMT

Strartmart

Well. I had a lot of weldy to do today, since we'd had a bit of a rush on, and I'd had to sack Roger, who had left some terrible smelling weldy in my rucksack. I was a little upset that I had to sack ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 14:39:00 GMT