Hidden Cameras in the Lockers |
Someone has some shaky video of me talking to my girl at school. I got a copy of it from some guy in a black trenchcoat. I think they may have been jacking off while filming. For me? Or for Patt...
Posted by Doug on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST |
I Need Some Ass |
Patti is a stupid prude. I need some ass like whoa. Males need not apply. Please comeplete this application below and leave it on my Blog. Thanks Ladies! Name: Name in Bed: Shaved: &nbs...
Posted by Doug on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST |
Nigga PLEASE |
Some stupid ho put an annoying redneck song on my page and I can't figure out where it is so I can delete it. It reminds me of the crap Mr. Douche, I mean, Dink, plays on his high tech speakers straig...
Posted by Doug on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:23:00 PST |
The Bluffingtons |
Dear Journal, Last night, Skeet and I were just hangin around The Honkerburger when these goofy lookin' gang of guys rolled in. They had on tight pants and shoes like mine. I swear I'...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST |
Listen Up Homos |
Hey man, just kidding. I haven't written in this in so long. Well, here goes...
Dear Journal:
Today I got a CD from Electric Shadows in the mail. And let me tell you, they really know ho...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shut Your Pie Holes |
All you negros should stop telling me that you fucked my girl. Fuck you, she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. Don't forget, Roger owes me for taking care of Stinky so I'll have him beat the sno...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Thanksgiving |
My mom made tofu for Judy. Then our real turkey burned! I had to eat the tofu turkey. GROSS! It made me feel fuzzy. Cuz it was made from stuff that's scuzzy. E I E O.
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
skeeter's secret hobby |
deer journal,
One day after school skeeter and i were listening to the beets. Skeeter enjoys them more then i do he realy zones out and moves to their tunes. I think they are good but i asked him w...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Silly Roger |
Dear Journal,
Today was a good day. My sister came to pick school, we were driving away when Roger Klotz stepped out in front of my sisters car. Judy stopped saying,"::poetic sigh:: OhhhhhhDOUGLAS, I ...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What's that?! |
Dear Journal,
Today was pretty weird. I was sitting next to Patti in science class dreaming of me sitting with her and porkchop somewhere, where I can play my banjo and just think of how dreamy she is...
Posted by Doug on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
