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Trade

Yes, she's adorable. No, she's not mine.

About Me

If anyone wants to write me a bio, I'm taking submissions. One item of significance, I think these videos are three of the greatest ever created.Erykah Badu - Honey ( Official Video)
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My Interests

Music and the people who create it. As promised, "F*ck You, Rookie" is complete - two discs of live sets recorded at Kili from May to June. A big middle finger to iPod "djs" still trying to jack our gigs. Keep vinyl alive.

I'd like to meet:

This guy: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2bded6e10f Thanks, Malito... Kanye West, Common and Lil Royce in the studio ..

Music:

Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Boogie Down Productions, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, Biz Markie, Run DMC, The Beatnuts, Lords of the Underground, Nas, Brand Nubian, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Ice Cube, Paris, Del, Pharcyde, The D.O.C., Gangstarr, Freestyle Fellowship, Large Professor, Common Sense, Ultra Magnetic, Outkast, 3rd Bass, KMD, Scarface (e.g. most "golden era" hip-hop); People Under the Stairs, Ugly Duckling, MF Doom, NonPhixion, Arsonists, Jemini, RJD2, Sole, Dose One, Prizm, J-Live, Lone Catalysts, Cannibal Ox, Company Flow, Tame One, Murs, High and Mighty, Weathermen, RhymeSayers, Oldominion, Danger Mouse, Latyrx, Dujeous (e.g. most anything independent and dope); The Meters, James Brown, Cymande, Fela Kuti, Eddie Bo, Professor Longhair, Millie Jackson, Baby Huey, War, Herbie Hancock, Tower of Power, Parlaiment, Ramsey Lewis, Sly Stone, Timmy Thomas, Weldon Irvine, Fishbone, Average White Band, Shuggie Otis (e.g. most anything funky); Earth, Wind, & Fire, The Spinners, Staple Singers, Prince, Isaac Hayes, Aretha Franklin, Curtis Mayfield, The Chi-Lites, The Intruders, Marvin Gaye, The O'Jays, MFSB, Main Ingredient, The Stylistics, Billy Paul, Billie Holiday, Roy Ayers, Miles Davis, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder (e.g. most anything soulful); Sizzla, Gregory Isaacs, Vybz Kartel, Barrington Levy, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Tanya Stephens, Marcia Griffiths, Beres Hammond, Beenie Man, Freddie McGregor, Elephant Man, Luciano, TOK (e.g. most anything in the VP Records catalog); The Clash, The Cure, Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Grand Funk Railroad, Three Dog Night, Frank Zappa, Rolling Stones, Belle and Sebastian, Deftones, Incubus, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Chili Peppers (e.g. all the rock music I'm still brushing up on).glumbert - James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Movies:

High Fidelity, 200 Cigarettes, Fight Club, Snatch, Zebrahead, When Harry Met Sally, Rules of Attraction, Half Baked, Do the Right Thing, The Professional, Requiem for a Dream, Scarface, Suicide Kings, King of New York, The Big Lebowski, Wildstyle, Scratch, The Warriors, A Huey P. Newton Story, Taxi Driver, The Transporter, Killing Zoe, Grosse Point Blank, Beautiful Girls, Monsters Inc., Old School, Office Space, White Men Can't Jump, Swingers, Clerks, As Good As It Gets, Juice, Garden State, Chasing Amy, I 3 Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine, The Family Stone, A History of Violence, Say Anything, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Television:

Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, Law and Order, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Oz, The Wire, Scrubs, Da Ali G Show, The Cosby Show, Welcome Back Kotter, The Office, My Name Is Earl, SportsCenter, and all those forensic-cold-city-confidential-case-file documentaries.

Books:

Camus' "The Stranger", Homes' "The End of Alice", Beatty's "White Boy Shuffle", Houellebecq's "Platform", Wright's "White Man, Listen", Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals", Hurston's "Their Eyes Were Watching God", Giovanni's "Love Poems", Hansberry's "To Be Young, Gifted, and Black", Kelley's "Yo' Mama's Disfunktional", Palahniuk's "Choke", "Invisible Monsters", and "Fight Club".

Heroes:

My parents, my sister, and Dana C.

My Blog

Even the Bad Days are Good Days

Over the weekend, my 20-year-old RA saw an elderly man choking on his dentures while driving. She pulled a James Bond style u-turn and tried desperately to save his life while a dozen people...
Posted by Trade on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

Home Sweet Home: The Pacific Northwest

A Running List of Reasons Why the Northwest is Home 1. Even on the grayest day, you can't ignore the green. 2. White people are poor, too. (And they work at McDonalds.) 3. The "middle class" don't dr...
Posted by Trade on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

IMPORTANT - NEED NUMBERS

Friends, Romans, Countrymen:   My cell phone was stolen last week by a shady muphukin' cab driver, hence I've lost every number I've collected for over four years. If I ever had your number (or i...
Posted by Trade on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

Big Tings - To All My Friends

Alright...so a good number of the friends on my site think I'm dead. Aside from the more recent additions, I'm sure they all do. Going w/o the internet at home for three years will do that for ya...
Posted by Trade on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

I'm An Asshole

I really am. Take away cigarettes and I'm a dick 24-7. Seriously, there was this woman in Starbucks yesterday, bitching about how Starbucks is so much better in Los Angeles...she was like 5'1"...and I...
Posted by Trade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Canine Gasface

Where the hell did my dog pick up the gasface? You don't pet or feed him and he stares - literally stares - at you as if to say, "F*ck you, asshole." I've been gone too long. Who taught him that sh*t?
Posted by Trade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST