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Kikz

Falling set me free, now watch me spread my wings

About Me

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'Ello! My name's Kirk A.K.A MC Kikz and i live in Winsford.
Hometown of the mighty C-Dub Soundtrack

Putting the "C-Dub" into "CW7", and rockin' stages around the Northwest, if you're a friend of mine, that means you're a friend of The C-Dub Soundtrack, so if you've not added us yet make sure you do.

Anyway, let's get back to Winsford
No, don't let all the fire and brimstone fool you,the fire is just from the various stolen cars burning on the many council estates.
"They always went all out for Bonfire night on the estate"

it isn't actually hell, It just looks that way from a distance because of all the chavs, teenage mums and smackheads that live here.


"Despite being a chav and a teenage mum, Vicky denied claims she was a smackhead, saying "yeah but no but, i only did it once! as a joke!"

That's enough about Winsford, let's focus on me for a second.
like a child with a magnifying glass might focus a beam of light on an unsuspecting ant that would then burst into flames.......only with less burning.


"Chris Evans was a mean spirited child"

I'm an easy going guy, and a bit of a clown to be honest. i've never really taken life, or myself too seriously..........if i did i probably would've gone Cobain and tried to swallow a shotgun at the bangy end a while ago

There's not really much to do in this town, so like every other small town in england our favourite pass-time is alcohol.
So i mostly spend my weekends in the pub with my mates
.....can anyone say LIVER FAILURE!

When i'm not sloshed, i like to draw cartoons for fun, which, along with doing silly voices to go along with them is the only real skill i've ever had.
infact i can probably manage over 100 different accents or different voices. which would be great to do as a job, but try finding that one at your local job centre

So.......i hope you've enjoyed your trip into my strange little world, and as Noel Edmonds likes to say before every ad break in Deal or No Deal "i think you'll be back"

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW NOEL! I MIGHT JUST HAVE BEEN FLICKING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GET BACK TO CRINKLY BOTTOM YOU BASTARD!"


and now......The Roki and socky directors cut, with never before seen deleted footage and 'making of' documentary
Boredom + spare time = Talking sock
......and finally The Impossible Quiz

See more like this on kontraband.com
WARNING: DO NOT START PLAYING THIS QUIZ UNLESS YOU HAVE ATLEAST 4 DAYS TO SPARE

My Interests

Cartoons,makin'models, films, hover-boards, giants, hobos, over-sized novelty hats, squirrells, oragami, the zoo, long walks on the beach.
(JUST STOP READING HERE)
upside down cake, lemurs, explosions, ice sculpting
(I DID WARN YOU)
zambonies, trumpets, synchronized farting, traffic jams,
(I CAN GO ON LIKE THIS FOR HOURS)
The complex art of grenade swallowing, painting by binary code, colonic irrigation, sorting monkey turds
(LOOK JUST TURN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN)
cow tipping, Making loud unexpected sounds around frail old women, midget juggling, sasquatch tracking, alien autopsies
(I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!!!)

Music:

o.k, here we go *takes a deep breathe* Hip Hop, Soul, Punk, Funk, Grundge, Indie, Rock, Metal, Nu Metal, Hardcore, Drum 'n' Bass, Techno, Electro, Ska, Reggea, Calypso ...........let's just say, i've got my fingers in a LOT of musical pies ladies and gents it'd take a while to list all my favourites

Movies:

ANYTHING by Kevin Smith. Same goes for Tarantino. pretty much anything with Jackie Chan in it. Adam Sandler movies. Monty Python movies. almost every Marvel comic made into a movie.Some of my favourite films are: The Friday films, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ghostbusters I&II, Kung Pow, Leon, Akira, The Fifth element, Lost Boys, Beetle Juice, Stand by me, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, The Thing, Willow, Human Traffic, Baseketball, Chopper, The Goonies, Time bandits, .............and a whole other bunch of obscure films.....i'm bored now NEXT!

Television:

Family guy, Futurama, The Simpsons (except the new ones which all seem to lick balls), That 70's Show, The Mighty Boosh, Skins, Scrubs, Shameless, Takeshi's castle!!! Father Ted (ah the good ol' days), Prison break, Mythbusters, Pimp my ride, American Chopper, South Park, ...................and lots of other mind numbing bollocks that lowers my I.Q! :P

Heroes:

Superman, spiderman, Batman, the X-men, The Fantastic Four, Captain Underpants.............all great examples of heroes
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adopt your own virtual pet! ..
Go ahead! Throw the little primate around. He loves gettin' his furry blue arse kicked.

My Blog

The end of the world has been postponed

Well, so much for the end of the world. It turns out they've only just switched on the doomsday machine, but they won't actually be doing the experiment until next year.  Which means i'll probabl...
Posted by Kikz on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:35:00 PST

The end is nigh.........This Wednesday apparently

For centuries ancient civilisations and general nutters who claim god has spoken to them have predicted the end of the world. Incase you haven't noticed, they were wrong!"Although this ranting God boy...
Posted by Kikz on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:14:00 PST

Night of the wandering dogs

O.K, so i'm wandering home at 3 in the morning.Making my way from the Dean estate.A few minutes into my journey and I see 2 dogs, both with collars running around the street, but no ownerNothing too s...
Posted by Kikz on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

The struggle for world domination

As you may, or may not've heard, astronomers have discovered a new planet very Similar to earth.You realise what this means don't you, it's more than likely that this planet's gonna become Earth 2. On...
Posted by Kikz on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

4 day weekend = drunken party time

Rejoice!For a time of great merriness and drunken revalry lies ahead!.......or, to put it in modern terms.....Fuckin' sweet dude!4 day weekend! let's get blitzed and have a party!But perhaps the best ...
Posted by Kikz on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

Blood and biceps

That's right folks! i'm still in a job......for nowbut this job isn't for the faint of heart no no no. This is mans work, where men can be manly, and talk about.....spanners....and.....drill bits. A j...
Posted by Kikz on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST

Becoming the man of steel......again

Been working a few steady days at Johnsons removals now. I forgot how tough heavy lifting jobs are for the first week when you're out of practice. I have literally been coming home black and blue and ...
Posted by Kikz on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST

we're not related

I am not related to this man...
Posted by Kikz on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

Happy Paddy's Day!

Hello there!Bejesus! it's St Patrick's Day again! A magical day, where Guiness consumption goes through the roof, merry Irish drunks line the streets and if you're lucky you might get to bury your fac...
Posted by Kikz on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

Do you believe in Fairies?

I do now!I was going through some old pictures of me and my bro as kids, and we came across this picture.How we've never noticed it until this day i don't know.I assure you this picture has NOT been t...
Posted by Kikz on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST