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'Ello! My name's Kirk A.K.A MC Kikz and i live in Winsford.
Hometown of the mighty C-Dub Soundtrack
Putting the "C-Dub" into "CW7", and rockin' stages around the Northwest, if you're a friend of mine, that means you're a friend of The C-Dub Soundtrack, so if you've not added us yet make sure you do.
Anyway, let's get back to WinsfordNo, don't let all the fire and brimstone fool you,the fire is just from the various stolen cars burning on the many council estates.
"They always went all out for Bonfire night on the estate"
it isn't actually hell, It just looks that way from a distance because of all the chavs, teenage mums and smackheads that live here.
"Despite being a chav and a teenage mum, Vicky denied claims she was a smackhead, saying "yeah but no but, i only did it once! as a joke!"
That's enough about Winsford, let's focus on me for a second.
like a child with a magnifying glass might focus a beam of light on an unsuspecting ant that would then burst into flames.......only with less burning.
"Chris Evans was a mean spirited child"
I'm an easy going guy, and a bit of a clown to be honest. i've never really taken life, or myself too seriously..........if i did i probably would've gone Cobain and tried to swallow a shotgun at the bangy end a while ago
There's not really much to do in this town, so like every other small town in england our favourite pass-time is alcohol.
So i mostly spend my weekends in the pub with my mates
.....can anyone say LIVER FAILURE!
When i'm not sloshed, i like to draw cartoons for fun, which, along with doing silly voices to go along with them is the only real skill i've ever had.
infact i can probably manage over 100 different accents or different voices. which would be great to do as a job, but try finding that one at your local job centre
So.......i hope you've enjoyed your trip into my strange little world, and as Noel Edmonds likes to say before every ad break in Deal or No Deal "i think you'll be back"
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW NOEL! I MIGHT JUST HAVE BEEN FLICKING THROUGH THE CHANNELS! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GET BACK TO CRINKLY BOTTOM YOU BASTARD!"
and now......The Roki and socky directors cut, with never before seen deleted footage and 'making of' documentary
Boredom + spare time = Talking sock
......and finally The Impossible Quiz
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WARNING: DO NOT START PLAYING THIS QUIZ UNLESS YOU HAVE ATLEAST 4 DAYS TO SPARE