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Damnit Janet☆

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About Me

Disclaimer/Update:
I don't know how much of this profile is really "me" anymore... So much has changed since I first made it.
Most importantly I have a beautiful little boy who is my everything. He's absolutely, breathtakingly, amazing.
Hmmm, let's see what else, what else...
Well, nothing really from my old life seems so important anymore since Jonas came along. Everything I do now I do it with him in mind first.
I still consider myself an "LA Girl" deep down so I guess I kinda leave up all the old stuff as a sort of tribute to that girl... I miss her lots now and again.
But of course some things never change!
I still don't care for Bush (to put it mildly)
Hillary C. is my main Bitch! LOVE HER! and love the sound of Madame President and First Gentleman!
Bill Clinton still makes me swoon
J.B. if you're reading this I still only like rock concerts from front row VIP seats ;)
I am a swirling mass of contradictions * Don't even try . . . . you'll NEVER figure me out. * I'm a real "Dairy Queen". I was raised on a working dairy farm/ ranch. Horses and baby calves were my playmates growing up. * I hate talking on the phone and would only communicate by email and instant messaging if it were possible * No matter how long I take to get ready or how early I leave I am always late * Don't care for Bush (putting it mildly)* I'm an insomniac * I'm very sarcastic * I watch Will and Grace and Friends reruns way too much*I'm one of those annoying people that consider my dogs my children * I have a thing for older men that act like boys * I have a thing for younger boys that act like men * I'm a homebody * You were probably going to tell me I look like your cousin, sister, girl you went to school with etc etc * I'm in a band. The Tarts. * I absolutely can NOT stand in lines, whether it be at the grocery store or the new hot club. just can't do it * I am so not a club kid *I cheer obnoxiously loud for the Mavs at LA Staples Center * I cheer even more obnoxiously loud for the Laker Girls * I'm addicted to my laptop *I'm even more addicted to my Sidekick * I'm a shopaholic that must have the hottest thing out* I get panic attacks if I'm away from my Sidekick for too long * I cry when I'm mad * I rarely cry when I'm sad * When I get drunk I love to talk about politics * My mother is my best friend * I don't miss Texas at all but I love Texas and love being from Texas * maybe I miss Texas a little *It makes me smile when a stranger holds a door open for me * I love ** stars ** * I also love a few rock stars * I say that things "kick ass" way too much * I have obsessive compulsive tendencies * I love horses* I hate the way it makes my ears pop going over "the hill" to/from the Valley * I love going to rock concerts only if I'm in the front row * Turn offs: guys that wear sleeveless shirts (ok ok unless you're in a band then I'll forgive it) * I'd rather see pics of you and your friends than you and some random celebrity in your profile. *Garamond is my favorite font but I'll settle for Helvetica *this is an ongoing list....

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. --Jack Handy
Hillary Clinton MySpace Layout

My Interests

..> Bitch is the New Black on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

www.thetarts.com

"I consider growing up Southern is a privilege. It's more than where you're born, it's an idea, a state of mind that seems imparted at birth. It's more than loving fried chicken, watermelon, iced sweet tea, baseball, chasing fireflies,and country music. It's being devoted to screen porches,tabernacles, horses, bluebonnets, Coke, and each other. We don't become Southern, we're born that way."And when the going gets tough, the tough ..... COWGIRL UP!

Hobby: shopping, shopping, shopping, buying makeup, trying to figure out which guys are batting for the other team at my gym, looking at myself in the rearview mirror, measuring my body fat, getting lost in LA, and shopping.

Sport: LA traffic- my best move is turning left at a yellow light
Basketball GO MAVS!

Store: Roberto Cavalli, Versace, Armani, Gucci, Donna Karen, Louis Vuitton, Bloomies, anything on melrose ave.

Food: authentic Greek food. anything carbs, chips, biscuits, mashed potatoes, frozen green grapes

Drink: San Pelligrino, diet Pepsi
Miller Lite in a bottle
a HUGE frozen Margarita w/ salt
CranCherry and any random cheap champagne
Jack and Diet
Vanilla Stoli and diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper,
Trader Joe's $2 Buck Chuck

CRUSHES
Bill Clinton
Steven Tyler
Emmitt Smith
Pelle Almquist

pet peeve: rude customer service people, rude drivers, rude waiters, oh heck rude people in general, people who are republicans just because their parents are, and liar, liar, pants on fires.

You Know You're From Texas When... You see more Texan flags than American flags. You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots. You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries. You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds. You dress up to go shopping at the mall. You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree. You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor. You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken. You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards. You know what a "Cowboy Cadillac" is. You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen. You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team" You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth. You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans. Your Pastor wears boots. There is no such thing as a "secret" sin. The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Texas.

I'd like to meet:

..I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. - Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Music:

The Tarts - My band!

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In my CD player now and pretty much always ...

Aerosmith has been my favorite band of all f'in time.
I went to my first concert of their's when I was in the 6th grade. Yeah, after that The New Kids On the Block lost all meaning to me and their posters were instantly ripped from my wall when I got home. Hey! That's a big moment for a 6th grader!!!

This is footage I found from the last concert I was at. You'd never be able to tell but I'm to the right of the fan, ront row, pressed against the stage, to the right of the chick in the hat (melissa :)
.. width="425" height="350">.. ..> The Hives I've been captivated by them ever since I saw them on a live late night show about 4 years ago. They put on the best live show ever.

Ipod is completely full of Rolling Stones, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Outkast, Buck Cherry, Nelly, Jay Z, Dr Dre, Pink, Buzzcocks, Ben Lee, Blue October, Bowling for Soup, Coldplay, Cream, Postal Service, Franz Ferdinand, Get Set Go, Greenday, Gwen Stefani, Kings of Leon, The Kinks, The Who, Led Zepplin, Liz Phair, Oasis, Ringside, Shakira, Tom Petty, Weezer, and Soundtrack from Grey's Anatomy.

Movies:

Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, Shrek, Fahrenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, Friday, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, 16 Candles, Pretty Woman, Pretty in Pink, Lucas, Goonies, Lost Boys, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, (can you tell I have a thing for 80s movies with Corey Haim in them? :) poor guy... Damnit, now I've got the Thrills song "Whatever Happened to Corey Haim" stuck in my head

Books:

..Catch-22, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Stupid White Men, My Life (Bill Clinton)... ok, ok so maybe I haven't read ALL of My Life but it's still my favorite because I got a HUG from him when he signed my book. If only he would have groped me during it damnit!

Heroes:

MOM

KAREN WALKER

"I'm fabulous, ok? I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I've got a killer rack, do you get what Im saying?"

"Gosh, I dont think that Ive ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and Ive got a KILLER rack. "

"You know I had a dream once. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh look, my dream came true."

"I am going to be SO upset when my mood elevators wear off..."

My Blog

Friends first. Aerosmith second. Rockin' the Joint...

Those that know me KNOW my teeny obsession with Aerosmith.  To put it more clearly my obsession for Steven Tyler. (Not stalker obsessed mind you; but, there are rock and sex gods and for me he's ...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:14:00 PST

Pics of us girls @ Craig Ferguson Show and SkyBar

So we get wrapped ridiculously early so we decided to go see Craig's show (and no, not just for the free food and booze in the green room.... okay maybe a little bit :) (The Late Late Show hosted by...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:17:00 PST

Terabelle...

Head on over to The Tarts page and read my alter ego Terabelle's bio! ...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:14:00 PST

I'm cheating on the love of my life...

Yes, it's true. I never thought anything could take me away but it's happened. And when I fell, I fell HARD. I'm cheating on my beloved Sidekick with my new sleek, slimmer, and more stylish iPod nan...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

"It's hard to stay up. It's been a long long day..."

Apparently whatever I just said made Craig laugh so hard he's reaching for my boob... am I a happy camper or WHAT? Sylvia kicks ass Paul kicks ass and Craig Ferguson definitely kicks ass ...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Someone call 911...

RENO 911 THAT IS! :) Just had a part on Reno 911. Talk about an effin blast! It is seiously ALL improv. I mean I knew it was for the main actors but I figured lil ol' me they would give actual ...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Laptops should run from me in fear

I broke the LCD screen to my laptop and it will cost $375 for a new screen. Does anyone know of a good place in the LA area that fixes computers? Right now I'm working with a half of a screen.... NO...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first look at Tart aka The Tarts

Here's a preview of the band. We'll be touring starting late spring. Three fun blondes who know how to rock. Does it get any better? More info to come . .... these are just the first look tes...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I LOVE YOU NICKY!!!" ... yeah thanks Paris, lol

When Paris Hilton's phone was hacked into and her numbers stolen of course I checked them out online to see who all was listed. I noticed Nicky Hilton's number was EXTREMELY extremely close to my num...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Full moon is messin with me...

Man, talk about a complete 180 degree turn around from how my last Friday went. Today LA sucks, men suck, traffic sucks, LA roads and highways suck, rude ass powertrippin queen 6th A.D.'s suck, sp...
Posted by Damnit Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST