Friday Funnies |
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest an...
Posted by TC on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST |
Funny!!! |
MELBOURNE, FLPalm Bay High School freshman Keith Ness said the overwhelming sexual tension he experiences daily between himself and roughly 3.65 billion other people on earth has become "almost more ...
Posted by TC on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST |
Out Of College When... |
You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food...
Posted by TC on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST |
Beer troubleshooting chart |
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM
FAULT
ACTION
Feet cold and wet.
Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
Feet warm and wet.
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Posted by TC on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST |
BEER |
You've all tossed down a few, so may relate to some of this. You've probably seen the quotes, but maybe not the "warnings".
Sometimes when I reflect back...
Posted by TC on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST |
FEELING STUPID? READ THIS |
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should n...
Posted by TC on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST |
For the Ladies! |
A friend of mine sent these to me, and against my better judgement, for obvious reasons, i posted them here for your enjoyment!
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to ...
Posted by TC on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST |
Statistics about sex: |
.. 70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.
.. &nb...
Posted by TC on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST |
Men & Women Differences |
MONEY
.. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
.. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need because it's on s...
Posted by TC on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST |
When you are drunk.... |
When you are drunk...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCin
namon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Specifi...
Posted by TC on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST |
