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Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man"

My life. My rules. Your moms.

About Me

Waking up in a Weapon X chemical tube, the man who calls himself Rev. John had no memories of his life. In confusion and rage, he escaped in a wake of destruction. Professor X recruited him to join a new team of X-Men and he reluctantly agreed. Over the following year, Rev. John was revealed to be a mutant whose skeleton had been laced with the unbreakable metal alloy called adamantium. Initially misanthropic and a loner, Rev. John often clashed with the X-Men's leader Cyclops as a result of his cfrush on Jean Grey. Given to berserker rages in combat, he slowly learned how to control his feral instincts. However, Rev. John is the X-Man most likely to permanently deal with adversaries who dispense lethal force. Despite his quick temperament, he has been described as a warrior poet with an iron will. He is currently a member of both the X.S.E. and New Avengers. At the conclusion of the "House of M" event, Rev. John regained all his memories, sending the world's governments into panic because of the secrets he now holds. Rev. John's most consistent foe is Mark Radulich, another product of Weapon X.

My Interests

music, movies, mixed martial arts, politics, shooting pool, writing, working out, mountain biking, kibbitzing, frappuchinos, loving everybody, being your role model, and a bunch o' other schtuff too.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has anything interesting to say or share. Sharing is caring. The Care Bears shared. They stared too. They'd shoot pictures out of their stomach and then pass out. I always thought that was funny back when I was ten. Now I prefer a more sophisticated sense of humour, like snapping on your moms.Anyway, I'd like to meet anyone who has anything interesting to say.

Music:

Of all time: Bon Jovi, Guster, the Replacements, Seger, Springsteen, Sinatra, plus all the classic rock (and some not so classic) standards you expect of a white kid from the suburbs.Current: Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Coheed and Cambria, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is..., Something Corporate, Big & Rich, James Otto, Jon Nicoloson, and the rest of the Muzik Mafia.People you may not know: Greyscale, Who Cares, Hurricane Doyle, and Matt RamseyAnd remember, there are two types of cats in this world: those who like Prince, and those who have no taste in music.

Movies:

FILMAKERS: Kevin Smith, Wes Anderson, Monty Python, and the God of all things funny...Mel BrooksIMPORTANT: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Loss in TranslationSTANDARDS: Princess Bride, Highlander, Cannonball Run 1 & 2, Star Wars 4-6, Office Space, Empire Records, Dazed & Confused, Heavy Metal, the original Transformers, the live action Transformers, South Park: The Movie.CHICK FLICKS I'M MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT: Say Anything, Serendipity, The Note Book, the Wedding Date, Some Kind of WondefulAT RANDOM: Almost Famous, A Fish Called Wanda, Donnie Darko, Garden State, The Girl Next Door, A Life Less Ordinary

Television:

The Office, My Name is Earl, Heroes, Friday Night Lights, Prison Break, This Week, Meet the Press, Hardball, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, The West Wing, and The Creek

Books:

Mainly politics and current event, though I am trying to work a little more fiction into my diet. My two favourite authors are Neil Gaiman and Nick Hornby. Best book of all time: "There's a Monster at the End of This Book."

Heroes:

Turd Furgeson, and these folks...

My Blog

I like toast on toast...

I'm not going to lie and say that I was all that big of a fan of George Carlin, but as an overall fan of comedy, of the true "kings," this is a huge loss for the comedy world. You look at any Top X ...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:20:00 PST

As it says in the Bible,

I caught a little of that "27 Dresses" movie yesterday. Weddings aren't really my thing (the joke in the house is that if I ever have a "traditional" wedding, it'll be traditional in the sense that th...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:11:00 PST

A long tome ago...

I would have liked to have embeded this, but MySpace sucks...http://www.starwarscrawl.com/?id=11204...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:32:00 PST

The Friday Five

Five Springsteen Songs I Quoted This Week1. Thunder Road2. Born to Run3. Brilliant Disguise4. Blood Brothers5. Two HeartsFour new additions to the library1. Personal Faith, Public Policy2. Team...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:30:00 PST

When did the Celtics get a good basketball team?

Every so often Amazon.com e-mails me and offers me free shipping on all "Endless" purchases. At first I get excited because I think it's a new graphic novel featuring Vertigo's "Sandman." Then I rea...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

Can you poop in different shapes, or just a tube?

My family is planning of having a garage sale in a few weeks, and I'm debating aboot selling my CD's. I have all my music on my computer and current have the CD's all packed away in a closet, but the...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

I’m Fucking Seth Rogan...

If you get a chance, you should try and find Jim Cramer's meltdown aboot oil prices from "Morning Joe" this morning. There are few things more entertaining on the news then when Cramer completely los...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:36:00 PST

We can learn for from a three minute blog post...

I know I say this a lot, but it bears repeating everytime I think aboot it: anyone who complains aboot how bad Long Island sucks doesn't spend nearly enough time at our parks and beaches. There are f...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Roy Orbinson singing for the lonely...

I saw "the Incredible Hulk" last night and wasn't all that impressed, but what was funny was watching these four blondes walk out of "Sex in the City." I couldn't tell if they were dressed in costume...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST

Tim Russert, 1950-2008

There are a handful of people who got me interested about politics: John McCain, "the West Wing," Don Imus...and Tim Russert. Sports fans have their favourite athlete.  Theatre fans have the...
Posted by Rev. John blew up the "Chicken Man" on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:26:00 PST