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jay

I am here for Networking

About Me

Just here to look at someone else's profile. Crap. I didn't know there would be a test. I just don't know. I'd better write something when I am in a better mood.

My Interests

not necessarily.

I'd like to meet:

Uhmmm..I don't know, yet. She probably has hair, and all the usual features on a body. And too sarcastic to put up with me but I like sarcasm, because it is soooooooooooooo funny. Yeah, right. And ideally her second toe would be slightly longer than her first. Also, I heard this on the radio: Victoria Secrets uses female inmates as phone workers. Yep. So when you are calling in that little lingerie order with the lacey strappy thing going on some chick in gray overalls and sensible shoes doing 3-5 for possession is taking all your info.

Music:

makes my farts grow louder.

Movies:

cost too much

Television:

raised me.

Books:

make excellent paperweights.

Heroes:

are my favorite sandwiches.