Me? I'd tell you, but you wouldn't believe me... And then you like all the others would treat me at best like a pariah and at worst like a poor unfortunate, a mentally deranged, self-deluded psychopath who has lost touch with reality-TV in favor of the surreal life of internalized and fragmented movie plots where I am both the hero and the persecuted anti-hero struggling through a secret world of intrigue and strategic posturing for tactical advantage. I'd tell you, but I like you talking to me without that filter. The one that relegates me to the long line of rubber room delegates enjoying chemical lobotomies and insect anatomies when they occasion my well insulated space. I'd tell you, but the past has taught me about that type of honesty, that only the lonely dignify with their misguided integrity. I really would tell you everything, if I thought that you could handle that much reality at once, but it is so unlikely that you would process this information in a healthy manner. I'd tell you that I love you and that's why I don't tell you about, well, you know... but then I'd have told you that I love you and that's pretty heavy in and of itself. Not as much as... well, anyway. I'd tell you, but you're gone and you said it was because I talked too much... to myself.
Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.
The World's Shortest Personality TestYour results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
90%
Green Lantern
85%
Superman
75%
Hulk
75%
The Flash
75%
Iron Man
75%
Catwoman
60%
Supergirl
58%
Wonder Woman
58%
Robin
53%
Batman
50%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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