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The Daniel

I've got five minutes if you've got nine months.

About Me

I hate writing these things so much, I cannot even begin to explain... I'm not going to bother with some idealized, biased and skewed description of myself. Otherwise, we'd be here for hours and I'd have A Lot to live up to.My bottom line: i'm always honest, so ask me anything.Awkward Is The New Smooth

My Interests

Literature; Music; Sports; Journalism; Pop Culture; making fun of people I don't know; Throwing stuff at other stuff...

I'd like to meet:

I don't know. I don't want to meet anyone these days because most people I run into do little more than upset me. The older I get, the lower my tolerance becomes for insincerity and inconsideration. And I'm only 25. Cynical? Yeah. Misanthropic? Oh yeah. But it's true. And I'm not pulling any of that "prove me wrong" business with this. I've always been in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings but never having that feeling reciprocated towards me (almost never). Who would I like to meet... I can't answer that. When I meet them, I'll know. Thus far, no one has been worth the time, energy or effort.

Music:

A Tribe Called Quest; Arcade Fire; DJ Shadow; The Roots; RJD2; John Coltrane; Jay Dee; BlackStar; The Beatles; Miles Davis; Stones Throw; Green Day; White Stripes; Def Jux; Marvin Gaye; MF Doom; Common; Mars Volta; Bloc Party; Queens Of The Stone Age; Broken Social Scene; Ninja Tune; Soulive; Prince Paul; De La Soul; so many more...

Movies:

Oldboy; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Natural Born Killers; Reservoir Dogs; Goodfellas; Infernal Affairs; Sexy Beast; Kids; The Godfather; Fulltime Killers; Iron Monkey; Scarface; Dazed and Confused; 8MM; Clerks; so many more...

Television:

Daily Show; Simpsons; Family Guy; South Park; Arrested Development; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Harvey Birdman; Intervention; Colbert Report; Seinfeld; The Sopranos; Six Feet Under; Curb Your Enthusiasm; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; That 70s Show; Ali G.; Chappelle's Show; My Name Is Earl; Wonder Showzen; The Office;

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson (RIP); Chuck Palahniuk; "Perfume" - Patrick Susskind; "The Sandman" and "1602" - Neil Gaiman; "Scar Tissue" - Anthony Kiedis; "The Corporation" - Joel Bakan; "Battle Royale - Koushun Takami; "The Stranger" - Albert Camus; "Skipping Towards Gomorrah" - Dan Savage; Chuck Klosterman; William S. Burroughs; Ken Kesey; Jack Kerouac; Stephen King; anything historical, biographical, pop culture; so many more...

Heroes:

Mom... i wish you were here.

My Blog

Eff You And Eff Your Facebook.

"Do you have facebook?" "Why don't you have facebook?""Are you going to get facebook?""You should get facebook.""When are you getting facebook?""Everyone has facebook!""You'll get facebook soon enough...
Posted by The Daniel on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

November 21

Events 1272 - Following Henry III of England's death on November 16, his son Prince Edward becomes King of England. 1877 - Thomas Edison announces his invention of the phonograph, a machine that can...
Posted by The Daniel on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

Daniel Is Having A Birthday...

              He could not understand how a place as sterile as a hospital could feel so dirty. The odour of rubbing alcohol permeated the en...
Posted by The Daniel on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

i want to bitchslap jay duz

I don't appreciate the fact he deletes comments on his myspace page that he doesn't like (read: that make fun of him and/or his penis). Take a joke. I've had enough of Duzzo and I'm boycotting h...
Posted by The Daniel on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

Help Your Girlfriend Fall Asleep

it's all in my new book: "How To Have Sex With Women and Shut Them Up: A Beginner's Guide To Not Dealing With Stupid Emotional Bullshit From Annoying Girls Who Never Know When To Stop Talking." by Da...
Posted by The Daniel on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Quest On

This past weekend I had the pleasure of driving and hanging out with A Tribe Called Quest as they performed a sold-out show in Toronto. Funny guys (maybe not Q-Tip), they were easily the nicest rapper...
Posted by The Daniel on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:42:00 PST

Daniel Goes To Israel/Europe - Day 1

June 6, 2006 à DAY 1 Toronto to Israel                Wow what a day, though to be quite honest, the flights and time changes have conspired ...
Posted by The Daniel on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

Quittin' Time.

      The entire month of June and most of July will see Daniel traveling through Israel and Europe, first with family and then with friends. Daniel, being the responsible and...
Posted by The Daniel on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

On The Road To Getting Fired

               First of all, let me just point out to whomever is reading this that the following is an excerpt from a confidential document...
Posted by The Daniel on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:19:00 PST

i love anal fisting.

  I love anal fisting. I remember one time; I had slightly unclenched my right fist while wrist-deep in this girl's ass, and fuck if her sphincter didn't close up tightly around my arm. Well, I d...
Posted by The Daniel on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST