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Joseph

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About Me


If you want to solemnly witness the decrepit state of the world through a stained glass window then go to church. Otherwise you've come to the right place. I'm a jumble of nanchalant adventures that have actually accumulated to produce more than a blob of grostesque goo. Positive? Yes.
I get together with friends and act a fool. It seems to be a past time that's leaked into the present (or never really went away). Drinks anyone? I skate a bit but I'm a big baller. A bit of volleyball, football and other varieties of physical exertion.
I like to travel. I did nine European countries this summer and just returned from a stint in California. Miami was a bust (boo) so I've set my sights on a return trip to Europe. Full exploration of Greece and Italy will do it this time around :)
I'm beginning courses in real estate to finally establish myself in society as a useful member to capitalism (barf) but more importantly as useful to my own livelihood. I may be shallow but I want goodies. My BA is in no way helping me to achieve my goals so I've redirected my efforts to succesfully reach them.
I like to read and always update on my current books. Stay in touch and you'll know what I mean.If you like to laugh then we'll get along perfectly. If you don't like to laugh then I really want to meet you.Life isn't difficult. You just have to work with it. Stay logical and never give in.
Every lie is one less chance at opportunity.
World Cup 2006

My Interests

Skating, basketball, volleyball, reading, drinking and partying (duh), meeting new people, going to the gym, magic (I'm an ex-addict), pomegranate juice, clothes, I LOVE TO BUST A MOVE ON THE DANCEFLOOR, sleeping :D, fuck...I don't know what else. What doesn't interest someone? If things don't interest you then you're boring and you should just leave my profile now.

I'd like to meet:

God... eventually. Just to end the debate in my head.

Music:

ELECTRO! I'm a junglist at heart. Drum and Bass has been on my plate for many years now and never ceases to satisfy. I like the bass heavy, dark and dirty, scare your children to sleep kind of music. Dub Step is something new that I'm exploring and I'll have to further comment on it in the future. Jazz never fails to put a smile on my face, no matter what my mood. Hip-hop finishes this list. I missed the recent Tribe show in Toronto and now I feel like the biggest loser in all of history. Music is fucking awesome and you should let it into your life.

Movies:

Here's my problem with movies. I'm far too involved when I watch one and I often leave a finished movie still wishing to be a part of its fantasy world. I'm seemingly afflicted by the plots because I personalize them until I finally snap out of it and get back on track. Weird, eh?? HOWEVER, not much beats a couch, a warm blanket and two hours.

Television:

Can you say South Park? The nature shows! OMG I love nature shows. Also Fashion Television is a work of art! Women's volleyball doesn't hurt either :D You know... because of the girls and bums and stuff. Current addiction: Prison Break and The Office.

Books:

Recently: A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby, Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut, Eleanor Rigby by Douglas Coupland, The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway. I've been stuck on textbooks lately. Go team!

Heroes:

I'm a momma's boy.

My Blog

C'est la vie

"And lo the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty and Beauty stayed his hand... and from that day forward he was as one dead ..."
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

If I was Rudolph

I'd fucking kick Santa in the junk.  What the fuck?  You're going to let all your pansy-ass reindeer call me names and tell me to suck a dick when I want to play some ball with them?  ...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

Free your soul.

I have been drenched in the inks of sorrow.  Now I can only write my masterpiece.
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

The cost of moving forward.

What drives a man to commit unwarranted acts of self-absorbed nihilism?  It is possible to show pity on those who do not know the consequences of their actions for it can be assumed that they&nbs...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

Miss Otis Regrets

She's unable to lunch today
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST

I'm home

Well I'm home.  Damn I don't want to be here.  The trip actually went like this: Glasgow, Barcelona, Monaco, Nice, Rome, Prague, Berlin, Coppenhagen, Amsterdam, Paris, Geneva, Sovarato. It w...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:02:00 PST