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About Me

I'm not going to say I'm super laid back or I'm the coolest person you'll ever meet although that seems to be the trend with myspacers. I know I'm a dork and I accept and embrace my dorkiness...regardless of whether it's being a dork reading up on hematopoesis or making fun of the cops that protect Krispy Kreme from sneaky donut theives. I love the color lime green, hate pink starbursts, found out in 2005 that I'm ambidexterous, am a stickler for good grammar, and when I'm stopped next to someone blaring rap music I bust out with my awesome EMO (or whatever else I may be jamming out to at the moment).

My Interests

Um....anything that's nifty I guess.

I'd like to meet:

I really don't care who I meet.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars
Abandonded Pools
Acceptance
The Academy is...
AFI
Alexisonfire
Amber Pacific
Ambry
Anberlin
Architecture in Helsinki
Armor for Sleep
Bayside
Beck
Blue October
Brand New
Cartel
Coheed and Cambria
Cute Is What We Aim For
Daphne Dashboard Confessional
Dispatch
Dresden Dolls
The Early November
Emery
Epic Hero
Explosions in the Sky
Faktion
Falling Up
Fallout Boy
Finch
Fiona Apple
The Flir
Flyleaf
4 Letter Lie
Frou Frou
Funeral for a Friend
Further Seems Forever
Gatsby's American Dream
Halifax
Hey Mercedes
Hidden in Plain View
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Jack's Mannequin
JamisonParker
Lefty
Letter Kills
Lightweight Holiday
Mae
The Mars Volta
Matchbook Romance
Matisyahu
Minus the Bear
Moneen
Motion City Soundtrack
My American Heart
My Chemical Romance
Name Taken
Near Miss
NIN
NOFX
Postal Service
Radiohead
Ratatat
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Relient K
Resident Hero
Riddlin' Kids
Rise Against
Rufio
Saosin
Saves the Day
Senses Fail
Sigur Ros
Silverstein
Skillet
Smashing Pumpkins
Something Corporate
The Spill Canvas
The Starting Line
Story of the Year
Straylight Run
Streetlight Manifesto
Sugarcult
TBS
The Teddybears
This Providence
Thursday
Underoath
The Used
Veruca Salt
Waking Ashland
Weezer

Movies:

American History X
American Beauty
Big Daddy
Big Fish
The Big Lebowski
Boondock Saints
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fight Club
Donnie Darko
High Fidelity
Layer Cake
Lock Stock
Memento
Office Space
Pi
Poolhall Junkies
Requiem
Reservoir Dogs
Snatch
Thank You For Smoking
The Ususal Suspects

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk.

My Blog

’Absolutely Zero’

I have lost all faith in humanity. Bleh. I seriously hope that the fucktards that owned the 4 puppies that they left in a car for hours in 97 degree weather get what's coming to them tenf...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:59:00 PST

’Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta’

OMG I hate myspace! I had this whole big thing written out but it fucked it up so I am not going to repeat it. Okay maybe just the highlights. It's all about the Hussle and Flow ha ha. I'm...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

’Shadow Boxer’

I feel like vomitting. Bleh. Lots of crap has happened in the past month or so. I was in Ida's wedding and had to get my hair and nails did and wear a lilac dress as evident by my n...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

’CrushCrushCrush’

This blog is for Cole. He died not even 24 hours after his owner signed him over to me. I am so greatful to Dr. Ramsey for trying to fix his broken leg at no charge even though he didn&r...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST

’The Idiots Are Taking Over!!!!’

This morning I... woke upmade coffeeate fruity pebblesand watched 3 back-to-back episodes of Jimmy Neutron. Then I had to go to work and that killed my fun. Some of the stuff the new consultant ...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:41:00 PST

’Homesick @ Space Camp’

Tons of stuff has happened since my last post. I've moved out on my own. Got my income tax return.Finally found furniture (or at least a couch)Had my card declined for the first time (eve...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:24:00 PST

’Machine Head’

I just got back from the Vet Tech Conference in College Station a few days ago and I had a freaking blast. The lectures were super interesting and they have an f-ing shot bar that plays Weezer A...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

’Bitemarks and Bloodstains’

My Moo Moo got in a dog fight today. She's okay, just a small laceration on her ear but it freaked the hell out of me. The other dog (some sort of akita mix) had no wounds on it and ...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

’Unwell’

I feel like crap, and for the second time in less than 6 months I have bronchitis...again. Arg. On top of feeling like crap, hacking up my lungs, and having my head all foggy I also have ...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:11:00 PST

’Down With the Sickness’

Before tonight I can't remember the last time that my temperature went above 99° (currently I'm at 100.2 and rising). Blah to the sickness and damn burning up and freezing at the same time. On the up ...
Posted by Counterfeit Language on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST