vampeee, the sloth

I woke up today and realised that I had to skip law class cos I didn't have any underwears in my drawer. I forgot to do the laundry. Ironically, I actually have a good memory. I write mediocre poems if I have enough inspiration. I love reading and often fantasise about being a harem dancing for a bedouin or a concubine of an emperor while getting naughty with the eunuchs. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a slut. I just sound like one. I love traveling. Ambition: See the rest of the world. I used to save coins in my piggy bank for a trip to Kiruna, Sweden to see the aurora borealis. But the money I saved didn't even reach 100 pesos. So I ended up hacking my parents' credit cards but still didn't get me to Sweden. When I was young, I wanted to mary someone from Andalusia. I don't know why. I dreamt of getting drunk with the pope and thought of studying Romanian history and writing a book about Vlad Tepes for a living. I'm very random, you wouldn't like it. I am a geek, and I mean it. I am not bulimic. I am overweight. I toss cookies cos I have a small stomach bag. When I was young, my parents thought I was a prodigy. Weird, I don't even know how to forward emails on yahoo. I love to see things in skewed perspective. I am passionate yet lazy. I can appear to be passive and cold, but in fact, I'm very emotional. I cry easily and I would hate myself for that. Sappy movies make me cry. Yuck. I have a lot of friends but you most likely see me with bisexual males and gays and childhood-fixated weird bunch of girls. I love all kinds of music, depends on my mood. I can listen to folk viking metal then rnb or jpop after. I seem to appear having Bi-polar and Multiple Personality Disorders, all female personalities by the way... =p