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leo

don't rain on my parade!

About Me



My Interests

leo likes comics and action figure,knobbing boys sometimes a trannie but only if it's boygirl, danger wanking, date rape, party mayhem and bmx ridin lots more but who cares.

I'd like to meet:

someone to smear something over me as i sleep...youmy housemate blair on wednesday for an intense gaming/bumming session so i can he can teach me to play games like donkeykong which i thought was on the megadrive.

Music:

sublime, rage against the machine, beastie boys, edan, rjd2 mainly but shit loads more i'll update when i feel like it. Ive been on this thing for two hours

Movies:



any old porn i find on the street, and my personal collection of tapes i recorded of my nextdoor neighbours going at it.

Television:

fuckin shameless is so amazing i dont go out tuesdays any more. eastenders. ren and stimpy. beavis and butthead. adam heart-davis. channel 4 learning. most haunted. due south. as if. 21 jump street season 1. samuri jack. family forensics. ker-ching. jonny quest. round the twist. hey arnold. doug. ahhh! monters. rocko's modern life. jam. dick and dom in da bungalow.

Books:

don't read apart from the stories in the wank mags.

Heroes:


JULIAN CLAREY the family man with a heart of gold, i would really like to bum him.SPIDERMAN. a story demonstaiting the changes in young adult life, the new sence of power in the world, new skills, intuition, and responsability. just a kid with his whole life to look forward to suddenly thrust in to a world of super villains and crime fighting longing for redemption over the loss of his uncle ben, which he believes he could have prevented. i think we could all learn something from spiderman.DAREDEVIL. a man crippled by blindness, blessed by extrordinary development in his remaining senses. he has no super strength or other powers he just worked fucking hard and trained day and night to become the daredevil. just because something fuks up in your life doesn't mean the rest of it has to.BATMAN. dont know much about batman only just started reading it but its fucking dark and well amazing. the films do not give it justice. i have a batman costume.THE THING. under neath his hard solid orange rock exterior lies a gental and caring man with a great sense of humer. you shouldnt judge people by what they look like. i find this true in my life when people see my massivly deformed penis.BUM-BANDIT the pirate of the plains, bum started life as a 1950's comic but soon gained fame as the first costumed character to bum JFK or any US president, and then starred in his own show in the early 70's he is my first hero/love but i've never seen his face. i spend many a night with my right hand watching old repeats of the bandit.