WE WILL FEAST ON YOUR METALLIC FLESH |
Dear Residents of Bethnal Green,We are truly sorry for placing your abandoned computer and computer monitor atop a pillbox, attempting to karate kick it off, pushing it off, dancing on it, smashing it...
Posted by James Charles Pitman The First on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST |
brain wrote ill words while yuk all over keyboard |
I've got some nice shoes, you can probably wear them, they'll fit you nice if you're a size eleven&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&.put the keyboard down&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&I put spaces between this flagship ...
Posted by James Charles Pitman The First on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST |
The colour orange makes me angry |
So you get told about a Mighty Boosh-themed party. Sounds good. You don't know whose party it is, but you know people who do. You figure there's a hell of a lot of things to go as, so everyone's going...
Posted by James Charles Pitman The First on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST |
Many Rights and No Wrongs |
Mogwai - Royal Albert Hall - Friday 22nd September 2006Sounded like: Satan sailing the Titanic into a black hole.Looked like: An alien mothership coming to take us away as the world bursts into flames...
Posted by James Charles Pitman The First on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST |
The Mixtape Story |
The Happiest Little Mixtape In All The LandThere once was a 90-minute cassette tape called Timmy, who was sad because he felt empty. Whenever anyone tried to play with him he didnt know what to do be...
Posted by James Charles Pitman The First on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST |
