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Miss May

...you call him Doctor Jones, doll!

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My Interests

Kitten fishing with Charlie and Lola, kitty nap-time, collecting, grooming and generally playing with my Blythe dolls Meg and Stella, going to the zoo, adding to my Converse collection, treating my disabled eyes to new glasses every now and then because I like the glasses and the glasses like me, running around the house bashing things with my giant "KONG" hands, making ClippyKit stuff, the odd glass of wine, answering the front door in my chimp mask, spending quality time with my mates, beautiful chinese baby spotting, generally adding "fabulous" to every sentence, savouring Cosmopolitans, Champagne and Cup-cakes with good company.

I'd like to meet:


A baby chimpanzee in a nappy (or any chimpanzee for that matter), Cheburashka (fabulous Russian animated fella) Jane Goodall, Marilyn Monroe, Bill Hicks, Rik Mayall, John Candy, Harry Hill, Tim Burton, Han Solo in original tight pants, Indiana Jones (let's just say Harrison Ford in varying degrees of his career) , Mike Myers, Kenny Baker (I did!), John Peel, Shirley Manson, Cyndi Lauper, Kathy Burke, Kevin Spacey, Ke Huy Quan, Simon Pegg, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, E from The Eels, Masi Oka, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jim and Alison Cronin, Domo-Kun - so we can have a dance-off whilst watching tv, Edie, Andy, Lichtenstein, Kerouac, Sly and the Family Stone, Donna Summer, Chaka Khan, Steve Rubell, LCD Soundsystem over tea at Alice's Tea Cup, then on to a club downtown if it's winter, or a roof party if it's warm......thanks.

and these fuckers.........over and over and over again.....M.I.L.O Takes Manhattan

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Music:



From all the drugs the one i like more is music From all the junks the one i need more is music From all the boys the one i take home is music From all the ladies the one i kiss is music (muah!)

Music is my boyfriend Music is my girlfriend Music is my dead end Music is my imaginary friend Music is my brother Music is my great-grand-daughter Music is my sister Music is my favorite mistress

From all the shit the one i gotta buy is music From all the jobs the one i choose is music From all the drinks the one i get drunk is music From all the bitches the one i wannabe is music

Music is my beach house Music is my hometown Music is my kingsize bed Music is my hot hot bath Music is my hot hot sex Music is my back rub Music is where i'd like you to touch

Movies:

Amelie, American Beauty, Battle Royale, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Closer, Corrina, Corrina!, Ghost World, Lost In Translation, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, The Goonies, Amelie, The Wizard Of Oz, The Worst Witch, Monsters Inc, Star Wars Trilogy and Episodes 1, 2 AND 3! (controversial!), Ewoks: Battle For Endor, Ewoks:Caravan Of Courage, Braindead, Scrooged, Tommy, Problem Child 1 and 2, Matilda, Spirited Away, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Moulin Rouge, Indiana Jones: The Temple Of Doom, Home Alone 1 and 2, ET, Cinderella, Big Fish, Mermaids, Wayne's World, Stand By Me, The Virgin Suicides

Television:

My televisual diet consists of:Monkey Business on Animal Planet (worth the cable subscription alone!), Harry Hill's TV Burp (my TV highlight of the week!), I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me, Knowing You, Cold Feet, Sex and the City (Carrie, Aiden was THE one!), Family Guy, The Simpsons, Phoenix Nights, That Peter Kay Thing, Spaced, South Park, Malcolm In The Middle (why is only the first season available on DVD?) The Mighty Boosh, America's Next Top Model, Cheburashka (Russian TV), Monkey Dust....."Mr.Hoppy!", Time Trumpet, Desperate Housewives, Heroes

Books:

The Suitcase Kid by Jacqueline Wilson, Marilyn by Norman Mailer, Burlesque and the Art Of The Teese by Dita Von Teese, The Jolly Christmas Postman by Allan and Janet Ahlberg, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy by Tim Burton, The Adrian Mole Diaries by Sue Townsend, Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney, anything by Mike Gayle.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Marilyn Monroe, Wayne Coyne, Dot Cotton, Domo-Kun, Dora the Explorer and her monkey Boots, Hiro Nakamura, Cheeta the chimp from Tarzan, he's in his 70's and still producing fantastic monkey-art!

My Blog

Any-one for Chai?

Next time you pop round mine for a cup of tea and a slice of cake, you'll be able to drink from my brand new Japanese Tea Set! But first, we have to road-test it with pink champagne and Hibiscus...
Posted by Miss May on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:02:00 PST

Hump De Mump...

It's official.....I am more contagious than a viral stimuli in a George A. Romero Movie.I have the Mumps and I'm not happy about it one bit.The illness is not only content with giving me a face like ...
Posted by Miss May on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Cowbells for Christmas

Finally, my time has come to be an honorary member of The Rapture! Forget the toys and the fancy gadgets, the greatest present I got this year was a cowbell! Correction, a cowbell and a stick! I'm gon...
Posted by Miss May on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST

Those little life-affirming moments.....

I was standing at the bus-stop this morning, when a little girl behind me asked her Mother"What's that heavenly smell?""Sssh!" said her Mother "It's that lady's perfume."To which the little girl repli...
Posted by Miss May on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

Today I'm the happiest girl in the world

and Christmas has definately come early thanks to these little fellas they're only coming back to Brum on the 9th November! Oooooooh, I'm so excited, I could explode **********BOOM!!!!!!********** x...
Posted by Miss May on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

I gots a baby chimp!

.....well sort of!Those that know me, know how utterly obsessed I am about all things monkey-shaped!So, yesterday I got the bestest Birthday pressie ever, a baby chimp called Rodders!He's only little,...
Posted by Miss May on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:04:00 PST

"Look at Me, I'm Santa!"

Last night I had the best night of my entire life! A night better than any drink or drug available, an evening with The Flaming Lips!I'd been yearning to be a stage "bunny" for ages now, so when I bu...
Posted by Miss May on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Dog and Cat Fur Trade

please, please, please take a few minutes of your time to visit the Heather Mills McCartney website and sign the Dog and Cat Fur Petition here:http://www.heathermillsmccartney.com/petition.php The McC...
Posted by Miss May on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:56:00 PST