waving to the imaginary crowd when i get on and off airplanes, style, philly cheese steaks, giving hippies a hard time, giant beats, trying to get my band to appear on don kirschner's rock concert, gil elvgren, the wake and bake, indian food, dogs, girls in heels and seamed stockings (boys if it gets late enough), using whatever means neccessary to extract a confession, spending money unwisely, anything green sparkle, modern pop/rock theory and analysis based on a 70s rock/pop paradigm rooted in a 60's post-elvis aesthetic, zablozki's and the sweetwater, winding up republicans jocks and golfers, photobooths, speaking with a bad british accent, stella artois, slot car racing, nanotechnology, defeat of the regime, world peace through a combination of music, art, and civilized drug policy, keeping it moderately real, a nice pastrami and corned beef on rye with mustard, vulcanization, and i would be remiss if i didn't mention pants.
someone who can explain cricket to me.
someone who is so taken with me at first sight that they just give me a million dollars.
someone who thinks that a pastrami is an animal of some kind.
that guy that stole my bike when i was 13. fuckin' dick. (i know you're out there, eric.)
me when i was seventeen and slap some sense into myself.
you when you were seventeen and slap some sense into you, while i'm at it.
car alarms, hair dryers, washing machines, vibrators, neighbors, passing taxis, glasses of beer, laughing
hard day's night, team america, bonnie & clyde, secretary, taking of pelham 123, sleeper, the kids are alright, supersize me, decasia, help!, don't look back, little big man, big lebowsky, last picture show, taxi driver, the filth and the fury, buffalo 66, after hours, fail-safe, breaking away, clockwork orange, badlands, duck soup, requiem for a dream, the bank dick, alien, american beauty, boogie nights, seven, end of the century, monsters inc., the thing (carpenter), glengarry glen ross, ed wood, kung fu hustle, stripes, castle of the walking dead
the mighty boosh, old star treks, aquateen, daily show, family guy, odd couple, nova, frontline, any cheesy WB teen-drama or late night talk show that i've appeared on. and that show where they show how stuff is made. i think it's called "how stuff is made".
'letter to a christian nation' by sam harris, 'the god delusion' by richard dawkins, 'the road' cormac mcarthy, 'hammer of the gods' stephen davis
keith moon, groucho marx, irving klaw, tony harrison, joe strummer, daniel lorca, benny hill, joey ramone, ringo, salvador dali, jim weathers, matt stone and trey parker, our boys in vietnam, sasha baron cohen, sam harris, bj wilson, rick allen, johnny knoxville, the bass player in ac/dc, muhammed ali, matthew caws, jon stewart, tom petty, lloyd dobler, bonzo, george carlin, my mom, bugs bunny, earl palmer, the guy who invented air-conditioning, levon helm, george harrison, smoove b., stone philips, oates.