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~John~

I have a rake, I don't need another hoe.

About Me

I sing and play several instruments. I love camping and pimping out my vintage motorhome. I also build models. I'd rather play sports than games but I like twister and some video games.

I usually fall for short girls with long hair. I like girls that are artistic. I like girls that sing, dance, or play instruments.
Cat Woman was my first crush major and I have a secret love of vampire girls~

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Christian musicians who want to jam with my band, Forever. We need a bass player and some keys and female vocalists because Keaundra, who belted it out in "Star Dust", joined the air force and is in Guam.

I'd like to meet my future wife. She is my soulmate. She is my best friend, partner, lover and mate. She has Christian values, and lives a joyous Christian lifestyle, and has a real personal relationship with God. In other words. She must be SAVED so that she will be beautiful inside as well as out.

Oh Yeah, I'd like to meet all of my old friends from school.

Music:

I sing and play several instruments. I started in 3rd grade with violin. In 6th grade I switched to string bass. In 7th grade I started playing trumpet and electric guitar. Somewhere in there I taught myself piano on an old chord organ and messed around with drum sets and other percussion. Now a days I mainly play electric guitar and electric bass. Old bands I were in were, Stinky Finger, Witch Craft, Puratory, and some other speed bands ala NRG. My current band is named Forever. We play Christian Gothic Metal. We have one CD. It's called, "One". I thought the song "Hey Baby" would be the best song, but it turned out everyone loved the tear jerking ballad, "Courtney's Song". The hot rocking, "Mistress of the Dark" also turned out to be a favorite of many people. You can find the MP3s here: http://www.myspace.com/godsaidforeverWe are starting to record our second CD, "Two Become One" This one will explore a little more of the metal/dance sound we played around with in the song, "Electric". Anyway, my influnces are the greatest metal band ever, Iron Maiden, along with Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Machines of Loving Grace, Type O Negative, The Cure, Judas Priest, Kiss, Dokken, LA Guns, TSOL, Adolescents, Fleetwoood Mac, Heart, Angel and my old time favorite, Grand Funk, plus too many more to list.

Movies:

I wrote 3 screenplays and I am working on an adaption of Go Ask Alice. More info later............

Television:

I've produced and directed hundreds of hours of television content including a few music videos. One of the best is Podunk Arkansas' "Mr. Chainsaw Man." It actually won an award for best music video. If you haven't seen it yet, go here to watch

"Mr Chain Saw Man!"

I work in TV so I don't watch it at home much.
Currently I like watching some shows on the Disney Channel, and I like THE HILLS, MAUI FEVER, and DANCE LIFE. I also like watching the NFL and Ultimate Fighting and motorcycle racing.
I'd actually rather watch DVDs or video taped movies on TV than what is on the air. I like watching music videos and I love concert videos.

Books:

The Way! Go Ask Alice. North Dallas Forty.

Heroes:

Heroes and role models I've had over the years: Jesus Christ,
TV Characters: Fonzy, Captain Kirk, Maxwell Smart Secret Agent 86, James West,
Guitarists: Traci Guns, Dave Murray, Adrain Smith, Glen Titpon and K.K. Downing,
Olympic Gold Metalist Skiier Franz Klammer,
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Name: John Koroulakis. (It's pronounced, John Core Like Kiss.)
Birthday: April 1st, really!
Birthplace: Made in the U.S.A.
Home Town:
Portland Oregon, Highland California
Current Location: Hell California, murder capital of the U.S.A.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Half British and half Greek.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers at work, Leather Nike Cortez at home
Your Weakness: Girls with long dark hair, nice buns and big smile!
Your Fears: Speed addict single moms.
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to find easy street.
Your Most Overused Phrase
On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I please sleep for ten more minutes.
Your Best Physical Feature: You keep staring at it.
Your Bedtime: Vampires have to be back in their coffin before dawn.
Your Most Missed Memory: Close friends from long ago.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Single if it involves sex.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Gold Metal Ribbon
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coke
Cats or Dogs:
I love cats.
Cats or Kids:
We decided on cats but had kids anyway.
Do you Smoke: Purple. Cigarettes are nasty.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: I try.
Shower or Bathtub: I love champagne bubble baths with the right person.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, I've been crushed before.
Do you want to get Married: Yes, if I can ever find the right girl. I'm looking for my angel but all I find is another psycho bitch from hell.
Do you believe in yourself: I believe in God and God believes in me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes, like when I rode the Spin Out at Magic Mountain for ten minutes, but I never puked.
Do you think you are Attractive: I used to be a pretty boy but God made me humble.
Are you a Health Freak: I thank God for my health.
Do you get along with your Parents: NO
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES , especially when the power goes off and you're with someone special.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, and Keyboards.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A couple of Heineken 24 oz bottles
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes are nasty!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do you mean man made drugs? No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I was stood up by my own girlfriend.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, it was Christmas .
In the past month have you
eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I used to love Double Stuff. Don't they come in a bag?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuk! I heard it tastes like fish if you cook it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only backstage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: She dumped me so fast she forgot to tell me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I borrowed some gaffer's tape.
Ever been Drunk: We used to drink rum like pirates.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, by Cheryl Davis. She was right. I was a big tease. You had to be a really messed up psycho bitch to get some off me. Good thing I lived in a city full of them. God I have bad taste in girls!~
Ever been Beaten up: By adults when I was little.
Ever Shoplifted: That's one time when I got beat. When I was 4 or 5. I learned my lesson. I didn't know it was wrong, but I got the shit beat out of me right in the grocery store.
How do you want to Die: I'm going to live forever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller.
What country would you most like to Visit: England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Red. Just joking, I really love brown eyes.
Favorite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Long. Girls, don't cut your hair ever. It makes you look older and fatter.
Height: Short to medium.
Weight: It doesn't matter as long as they're in shape.
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One, Two, Three. Three. Three man made drugs and they were all evil.
Number of CDs I own: I have well over a thousand, many of which came from the record labels. Thank you Jen at Sony and Clarrissa at American Records and everyone else who gave me free CDs.
Number of Piercings: 2 in my left ear which I did myself in high school. One is now closed.
Number of Tattoos: ZERO, NONE, ZILCH!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret I didn't get to spend more time with Amber.
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You Are an Emo Rocker!
Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding. What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Your Monster Profile
Your Name is: Wild Gaze
You Feast On: Snow Cones
You Lurk Around In: Sewers
You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers What's Your Monster Name?
You Are
An Angry Pumpkin Face
You would make a good smashed pumpkin. What's Your Pumpkin Face?

My Blog

Homeless Tweaker vs. Gang Banger

OK after today I know longer have even the smallest doubt of God's awesome power. I just left Burger King with my dinner and was talking to a homeless man in the parking lot. He told me how he hadn't ...
Posted by ~John~ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Easter at Harvest

Easter day was overcast and dreary at my Mom's house in the I.E.. After dinner we escaped the drizzle to go to Day 7 at Harvest Crusade (harvest.org) in Riverside. I was kind of bummed that the weathe...
Posted by ~John~ on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

CD Cover

I just reviewed our website statistics for February and I was amazed how many people left the pictuire of our CD cover as a message for someone for Valentine's Day, not just here on myspace but on sev...
Posted by ~John~ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Drew Wedul is Dead R.I.P.

Drew Wedul was found dead the other day from an apparent heart attack. I don't know any more details but I thought I'd pass it on. He went very suddenly and without any warning.If you remember, Drew w...
Posted by ~John~ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

Oingo Boingo Tribute to Halloween

Friday October 20, 2006Greek Theatre, Los Angeles California U.S.A.It seemed like it took forever to get to LA last night. On the way there we hit a big metal pipe that was bouncing along the freeway...
Posted by ~John~ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Go Go's

    I just saw the Go Go's Friday night, July 14th. They played outdoors at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles which is the nicest venue in LA. I guess you could say it was their homecomi...
Posted by ~John~ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:24:00 PST

Poison

   Saturday night July 1st, Poison rocked out with Cinderella in San Bernardino at the Blockbuster / Hundi pavilion. Cinderella sounded great and Poison was great.     It was...
Posted by ~John~ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

Electric Daisy Carnival

Look in my videos for 2 video clips! The Electric Daisy Carnival was awesome! We got off the 215 freeway at Mill street and headed towards the Orange Show Fair Grounds. When we got to E Street we saw...
Posted by ~John~ on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

Pictures

  Hi, I just posted some pictures so you can have something to look at.  They were on my old geocities website back in the '90s before it got hacked.  Don't ever use just one word for y...
Posted by ~John~ on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:09:00 PST

Aphrodisia Spot

  It's Friday Night and I just finished the final cut of the thirty second  television commercial for Aphrodisia, after staying up all night Thursday night working on the rough cut.  Ju...
Posted by ~John~ on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:47:00 PST