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The year is 1997. The world is peaceful. The stock market is up. The euphoria of a post-Olympic year resonates across the world. None of this matters. Tucked away in the sanctity of suburban America two forces, driven by sexual energy and uncanny fashion sense, embark on a journey thats destined to end in a head-on collision. The world is not ready. Rapidly, the entire Eastern seaboard and Gulf Coast is penetrated by each force, marked by irresistible pheromones and a keen eye for threads. August of 1998 sees the two forces collide in what is being called the real Perfect Storm. The birth of Mr. Girth. The aftermath sees men and women from colleges, universities, high-schools and cities across the country transform from ordinary prepsters, hipsters, wannabes, thugs, bitches and sluts, into straight-up divas and rock stars. Clothes that were considered cool, in, and trendy are relegated to total obscurity. T-shirts, underwear, hats, hoodies, pants and even towels that were though to be in-style were ceremoniously burned in effigy. This was not a fashion revolution. This was an awakening. Forget the trends you think you know. Forget the trends you participated in. Forget the ones you think you started (you didnt, by the way). This isnt a trend. It is a lifestyle.
For men, we call it a big-swinging-dick lifestyle. The man who embraces Mr. Girth-lifestyle isnt your cocky asshole. Hes not your confident prick, or trust-fund pretty boy. He has an aura that tells the world you do not want to disrespect him. Hes beyond confident. Hes got his shit together. Ladies love him. Girls adore him. Guys text him. He doesnt go out and partyhe is the party. Hes smarter than you. Funnier. Sexier. For women, we call it the diva lifestyle. The woman who embraces Mr. Girth-lifestyle isnt your trust-fund bitch. Shes not your coked-up slut, wannabe A-lister, or soccer-mom trainee. She has an aura that tells an unrelenting society to back the f-up and celebrate me. Sexuality oozes from her every pore. Boys fight over her. Girls lust to be like her. Men tear apart their family to be with her. Women drop mad loot to look like her. Is she in vogue? Honey, this diva is in everything. Jay-Z has 99 problems...and only wishes this bitch is one of em. The question isnt Do you want to live this lifestyle? The question is Why arent you living the Mr. Girth lifestyle today?
Ladies, stick out that butt and lift up those breasts.
Fellas, adjust the package and fix your fro.
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