First off, DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU E-MAIL ME FIRST! I'm tired of getting random adds from random people that I don't even know or want to know!
Secondly, if your a band or in a band, DO NOT ADD OR E-MAIL ME! You probably suck, and no... I don't want to give your music a listen.
If your still interested in wanting to talk to me... read on below about me and you may change your mind...
A Few Basics:
- I'm the biggest Alice Cooper fan you'll probably ever meet (unless you meet my Dad, or some of my Cooper friends).
- I'm from Chicago, and people say I have a Chicago accent, but I don't hear it.
- New Orleans is my favorite city in the whole world... and no, I haven't visited the whole world so don't ask.
- I've got the most awesome, loving, and cuddliest boyfriend in the world. He's like a big teddy bear, but better! I love my Poopyhead! ^_^
- Instead of giving hugs, my niece, nephew, and I give headbutts to each other. I started this when my niece (now six) was born.
- I am very, very picky when it comes to pizza. I can almost guarantee that I won't like YOUR favorite pizza. That doesn't mean I won't try it though.
- I love to bake, as well as cook. Especially with my boyfriend when he decides to drop the entire lasagna we just spent an hour and a half making on the floor, just as we're putting it in the oven.
- I've been called a smart-ass... numerous times. And I tend to follow up my smart-assed remarks with a dumb comment that can only be blamed on the blonde hair.
- I'm a Gummi Bear Nazi.
My Pleasures:
Music: Alice Cooper! I love Alice Cooper. He's my all-time favorite musician and some people have claimed that I'm a stalker. However, I'm just a very dedicated fan! Other than Alice, I love 80s Hair Metal. If you say it sucks, you suck. That and your probably one of those people who are just in denial of liking it yourself.
Reading: Anne Rice is awesome... at least before her last book about the life of Jesus. WTF? Also J.K. Rowling... The Harry Potter Series is a must read for EVERYONE! It made me cry! Poor Sirius :(... But yes... I also am a big fan of Shakespeare, Dante, Boccacio, Steven King, Poe, Thomas Harris and alot of other people. Reading is good way to waste time that you don't really want to spend with an actual waste.
Learning: I live for learning. Especially about Ancient and Medieval History, Psychology, Criminology.
Views:
Love: Previously, I would of been the first person to say that love is an illusion, and that the idea of true love, fate, destiny, or soul mates (whichever you choose), was just a damn nice idea and nothing more. This would of been my opinion on the matter of love, derived from past experiences that never did the concept of love justice. I would of said all this despite myself being in love with love itself.
However, of recent, I've found myself not only believing love to be more than a mere illusion, but also in the possibility of fate and true love. All of these changes and realizations have come about in me thanks to meeting and falling for a man who is more than I could have ever dreamed of. I love him more than I've ever loved anything in this whole world. He is everything I have ever wanted, and then some.
Friends: For those friends that I actually have, I will do almost anything for. If someone screws one of my friends over royally, I WILL hold a grudge for a very long time, if not forever. I treat my friends exactly how I would want them to treat me. If I were to be screwed over by a "friend", I would want my real friends to feel betrayed as well. Cause I damn sure as hell would feel betrayed if they got screwed over by their good friends. Even if that friend winds up "on good terms" with the person that screwed them over, it doesn't matter. I can hold a grudge till the day I die. This is a trait of mine that has lost me friends in the past, and it kinda sucks. But along with holding grudges till I die, I can also wipe away any unpleasant memories and cut people off like the best of them. So make the decision of whether to be my friend or not very carefully. If you can't handle that, then stay the hell away from me. Oh and umm... "Acquaintances" don't count above. Just note that I can count the number of true "friends" I have on one hand.
Family: Family is definitely more important than friends. However the same goes as stated above with friends.
Religion: Heh... oh don't get me started. Let's just say that I'm an athiest? Yes... that will work.
Things TO expect from me:
-You will always get honesty from me as long as your my friend. I'm not going to lie to you to make you happy. If you ask me what I think about something your doing, I'm going to tell you the truth regardless. So if you like people who stroke your ego... I'm not the person your looking for. Go find a little fan club to do that job for you.
-I tend to be rather sarcastic. Sometimes people have a hard time figuring out whether I'm joking or being serious.
-I'm judgemental. Come on and face it... we ALL are judgemental. If we didn't make split judgements of people and situations, we would all wind up dead.
-I'm from Chicago... What does that mean? Paranoid! I walk fast and at night I make sure to have my keys in my hand, with the keys wrapped through my fingers in case I have to claw someone's eyes out! Also I've been told that Chicagoans are very sarcastic... Some of you poor people can't handle it either and wind up with hurt feelings. And I'm not really sorry! :P
-Once you get to know me... if you ever get that far, I'm actually a very caring and rather goofy person. I have my blonde moments too. But shh... don't tell no one.
-I love Alice Cooper... expect me to ramble on and on about him when I go to see a show. AND, expect me to make odd connections between things in everyday life and an Alice Cooper song, concert, dvd or comic book.
Things NOT to expect from me:
-Don't expect me to like you when I first meet or talk to you. I rarely do.
-I'm not going to keep talking to you if your a moron or an idiot. And yes... there is a difference.
-Don't expect me to e-mail you back. Most of your e-mails are pathetic. Learn to spell!!! "U" is not a substitute for the word "YOU"!!!
What's Left:
I think I've told you the basics. Now just remember, don't e-mail me if you don't aggree with something that I've said above. Cause you and I will probably not get along.
Also... I swear, if you e-mail me with some smart-assed comment about my screen-name, your account is getting blocked. "Sex, Death & Money" is an Alice Cooper song!! You'll also get blocked if you never learned proper puncuation or spelling.
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