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Scooter Girl

Don't pull in single harness all yr life, good gal

About Me

I’m going to let you all in on a little secret: I’m not a good person.I don’t care for most people. I don’t care for most things. I guess I just plain ol’ don’t care. I don’t know what I want. I think I do, but then a week later I’ve over it. As soon as I get something, I don’t want it anymore. In fact, I probably want it gone as soon as possible. I’m short tempered. I lock things in. I lock people out. I stew. I contemplate. I boil. I laugh to myself. I sneer. I probably laughed when you walked past me. There are very few people in this world that I will go out of my way for – whether it be merely to catch up with them or to avoid hurting them, it doesn’t matter. Going out of your way is still going out of your way. I can guarantee that 90% of people I know fit in to one of two categories in my mind: Either I don’t care for you at all and I’m not going to hide it or I don’t care for you at all but I’ll be civil to you until you leave me alone. Don’t think that being in that 10% to the other side is safe, though. You’ll probably cross over to the hoi polloi soon enough.Chewing with your mouth open is not sexy - it's disgusting. Whilst watching a movie/television show, repeating a line directly after it has been said and looking to those around you for approval at how funny the line was - not cool. It's annoying. We all heard the line, there's no need to repeat it straight away. Instead, save it away in your mind and use it at an opportune moment. People will be more receptive.Also, I enjoy eating Nestle Peppermint Crisps - the chocolate you can cut your tongue on... ..

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My Interests

I know this is the "interests" section, but I just didn't want to mess up my rant in "about me", so here is a dislike - Windchimes. I fucking hate those things. Anyway, if you want my interests then fix me a couple'o scotch and dry's and I'll spill my god damned guts to you, barkeep.

I'd like to meet:

I'm lucky enough to have met some absolutely awesome people, so if there are more people like these few that come to mind - send them my way. If not, just walk the other way. Having said that, Chris Isaak keeps showing up in my dreams lately so I'd like to meet him and hopefully get this whole dream business out of the way. Oh, and Katherine Moennig. She's fuckin' smokin'.

Music:

A mish-mash of artists and styles ranging from the early 1900's through to today's modern trash. Give me piani. Give me surf. Give me hip hop. Give me jive. Give me hardcore. Give me pop-punk ("Oh no, not pop-punk!" I hear you all say. Well I say "Fuck you"). Give me blues. Give me indie. Give me bubble-gum pop. Give me whatever you've god-damned got.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow (the English one, not the American one. The English seem genuinely astonished that their prized posession could possibly be worth that much where as the American version seems to have that "Wow. I'm selling this tomorrow" feel to it), Law And Order: Criminal Intent (preferably the episodes featuring my beloved Detective Gorren), Family Guy, The Addams Family, Batman (original with Adam West and Burt Ward), Get Smart, The Critic, Futurama, Black Books, NCIS, SVU, Sealab 2021, The Munsters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Sex and the City (token girl love, but god damn it's great).

Books:

The Ice Opinion - Ice-T (as told to Heidi Siegmund); Stoney Knows How; City Of Shadows - Photographs from the Sydney Crime Archive 1912 - 1948; Car Crashes and Other Sad Stories; Mutten Museum; Weegee's New York; Vintage Car Wrecks; How The West Was Worn; and a selection of Taschen's Icon Series.

Heroes:

Hatchet Face for havin' character.