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About Me

i am jade, i am a skinny little dork with an unhealthy obsession toward cheese. i tend to bite my nails and lips a bit too much. i (generally) can't stand really long conversations on the telephone. for some reason every time i see stationary i want to buy it, even if its stupid and serves no real purpose. i have a tendency to become utterly obesessed with one song and/or cd and just thrash the crap out it. i can't stand writing on chalkboards or touching sandpaper (goosebumps ahoy)! i have recently decided that touching steel wool is worse than both of these combined. i wish my legs weren't always covered in mysterious bruises, or bruises of mystery if u will. i wish being pregnant didn't give you stretch marks and that stretch mark creams actually worked. I wear makeup and perfume everyday and can't leave the house without both on, but im quite happy to go shoeless. i have a big jar of buttons i'm convinced one day will come in handy to decorate with, but i think deep down i keep them because they are pretty and colourful. I still own a few soft toys from my childhood that i refuse to throw away. Autopsy has always interested me. Especially old autopsy tools used back in the 1800's. I chew gum alot. I love lego. If you ever want to buy me something buy me lego. Go on...get me some. I like to stop the microwave 1second before it makes that annoying beeping sound and I always set the volume on the television to a number that either ends in 0,3,5 or 7. I used to colour co-ordinate the pegs on the washing line but now I only have red and blue so i can ignore compulsion. I choose to go in and out of using proper grammar and punctuation so don't correct me on this because i really just don't care.I LOVE MY LITTLE MUFFIN!! S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
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Coming from the sewerage creepin' thru the pipes Born from modern chemistry a thing that is alive Growing in this rotten crap at places no one wipes Eating rats and stinking shit and all it needs to thrive The scientists got no way to fight For they can't find any weak point to get rid of it right You live your life and you don't know what's goin' on You just can't stop a thinking that the officials do you wrong You're sometimes wondering what the hell bit your baby's arm And the nuns at the holy mission can't keep the tramps from harm Even thieves around dark corners too scared to leave the door Frustrated businessmen needing a wank can't find themselves a whore You won't believe 'till you know that it's real From the pain in your stomach and the horror you feel You need a shit so you head off to the loo You're coming to the bog, now what you're gonna do !

I'd like to meet:

more people with bellybuttons!

Music:

I never thought I would be bored enough to fill all these sections out but I've gone ahead and surprised myself...Rhapsody, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Angra, Blind Guardian, Derdian, 3 Inches Of Blood, Arch Enemy, Arsis, Blood Brothers, Blind Illusion, Death, Black Sabbath, Crystal Tears, Sex Positions, Darkest Hour, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Dark Tranquility, Fuck On The Beach, Dying Fetus, HORSE the Band, Hollenthon, Nile, Blondie,Godless Crusade, The Crown, Dragonforce, Sonata Arctica, Stormwarrior, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Between The Buried And Me, The Faint, Cellador, Demoniac, Leftover Crack, Municipal Waste, Refused, Power Quest, Send More Paramedics, Sleep Terror, The Wake, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Cradle Of Filth, Alice Cooper, Cobra Killer, Both Avantasia albums & if you read this far then you're an idiot.

Movies:

I love any and all horror films. Whether it be some dodgey old film like Happy Birthday To Me or The Blob to some new dodgey film like Wicked Little Things or Gravedancers. Especially zombie movies. Any movie with zombies gets two thumbs up from me. The Shining is by far the best movie ever made. Some other non-horror films worth mentioning are Little Miss Sunshine, Anchor Man, Donnie Darko, The Killer Tongue (one of my favorites), Children of Men, Free Jimmy, Monster House, Catch Me If You Can, Amelie, A Scanner Darkly, The Machinist, Equilibrium, American Psycho, The Prestige (yes i'm a little in love with Christian Bale). Also I would really apprciate somebody explaining to me what it was about Lost In Translation that made it so wonderful. I still don't understand what's so spectacular about that film.

Television:

Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Absolutely Fabulous, The Mighty Boosh, The Chaser, Ugly Betty, Red Dwarf, House, Family Guy, American Dad, Faulty Towers And to everyone who thinks they're better than me just because you prefer the European version of 'The Office'...go and fuck yourselves. Steve Carell is hilarious.

Books:

I really wish I read more. It would rot my brain less than television. I read more comic books (or graphic novels haha) than i do actual books...the pictures keep my brain working!! American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis will always be my favorite book though.

Heroes:

Burnt Face Man www.burntfaceman.com/

My Blog

Only 2 weeks to go.

I am super round!...
Posted by Jade Green on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

emaciated is the new black

i'm wearing white....
Posted by Jade Green on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

squirmy...

ok. so last night i was laying on the couch with my hand resting just above the top of the pubic hair line when all of a sudden this big hard lump fills up my hand...i felt my baby squirming around in...
Posted by Jade Green on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

i really do hate to preach my beliefs...

but it made me cry :( ...
Posted by Jade Green on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

what's really going on in there....

Posted by Jade Green on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

kramping!

yay so boyface visited me for a few days and it was awesomely fantastic. yep. we ended up ditching the whole keppel idea and went to 1770. it was pretty sweet. camping is heaps of fun i wish i could d...
Posted by Jade Green on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

yeah u better believe i got a beef with everything!

what is the whole worlds obsession with germs? TELL ME NOW!! everytime i turn on the television "harmful germs are on ur benches (you need dissinfectant) they're in ur toilets (new and improved ...
Posted by Jade Green on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

read about my boring life! (or save 5mins and don't)

ok so i have been studying heaps this week. mainly maths and i gotta say its still just as mundane as it was in highschool. allthough i learnt that 3 is a factor of a number if the sum of the digits o...
Posted by Jade Green on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

my day at the beach with tom (PLUS PHOTOS!)

went to the beach with tom yesterday. it was good to get out of the house :) it wasn't such a nice day... lots of wind and stuff... but at least the sun was out damn birds after our hot chip...
Posted by Jade Green on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

so its official kids...i'm moving back!

horrays! i'm officially moving back to brisbane sometime around the 20th October. how on earth did i honestly convince myself that i would last in this town for a whole year? stupid stupid stupid! oh ...
Posted by Jade Green on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST