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fatkidbob

About Me

I am pied pipers love child an i live in a cave, as a child i found it very hard to make friends at school due to my fathers peidophilic tendencies. An so the piss taking started, at first it was just bone crunching spine chilling stares but it got progressivly worse as the sun printed a kiss an tell story by our paper boy or i should say my fathers paper boy. Soon the bulling escalated in to games of "kick bobs balls till they drop to his knees" and as all you males no at 7yrs of age its hard for them to drop at all, so you can imagen the pain i endured as my life became a never ending pit of doom. But now im fine an dandy an jumpin wiv reluctant joy due to my drug habits and my purchasing of a GUN my life is at a all time high.

My Interests

music,reading,the great outdoors,gettein naked an doin a hassle hoff 2 the sea,gigs,fests,guitar and pied pipers pickled penis!!

I'd like to meet:

a flying blue whale with talking fanny lips

Music:

the doors,little barrie,velvet underground,led zep,jimi hendrix,the jam,the who,pink floyd,oasis,bloc party,stoneroses,stones,libs,bluetones,pearl jam,clash,neil young,beatles,muddy waters,j.l.hooker,robert johnson,hives,chilli pepers,reef,chemical bro's,too many to mention

Movies:

forrest gump,eternal sunshine,crash,la haine,city of god,happy guilmore,toy story1,2, Donni darko spounge bob,Quadrophenia,so many more

Television:

family guy

Books:

too many to name, but my fav has got to be the vicar of nibbelswick!

Heroes:

me m8s,jim morrison,robby krieger,j squire