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Miss Key Lime Pie

To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self. ~Okay, so you finally fou

About Me

Not a dime, not a silver dollar, not even a $100 bill...my beauty is absolutely, positively priceless! But fa' real, I'm real chill, love to laugh but if you can't make me laugh don't worry cuz I crack myself up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. ..also, I'm a full-time student, w/a full-time job, w/my own crib...so this basically means I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BULLSH*T! I'm pretty laid back but when I'm on the scene, trust me, you will know!!! I don't look for drama but it does tend to follow me due to jealousy, as well as overly competitive females... ~ATTENTION ENVIOUS YOUNG LADIES~ I don't have to compete, because I was born at the finishline and I will die there too...so go ahead and run your little race and jump your hurdles, just know that I'm not a contestant. I'm not cocky, conceited, or self-involved, just confident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are some things I need to air out though bcuz there's a lot of shit that bothers me like........gay girls that date girls that look like dudes, why don't you just date a fuckin' dude!! (same for gay guys too),...when girls overdress to go somewhere simple like the grocery store or an 8a.m. class and take all that shit off in an hour, I mean I like to dress as much as the next female but damn! save your clubbing outfits for the club, fa real!!(overly competitive females once again LOL)...Dudes that jus walk up to you and flip open their phones like you're dying to give them your number...(getcha game up!!!) LOL...Young ladies that wear a pound of make up and look dead without it...(that shit is crazy!!) Fa' real, if you can look cute in a white tee, no make-up, no hills, minus whatever bizarre hairstyle is in these days, minus the gold & silver belts that every girl in the world has...that's a real female (like myself of course LOL)...anywayz I'm out!!... until I have more issues to talk about...later Whether you love,like or hate me, thanx for stopping by.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Name: Kristal
Birthdate: March 7, 1985
Birthplace: Ft. Pierce, FL
Current Location: Daytona Beach
Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'7
Piercings: Ears and navel
Tattoos: 1 on right shoulder blade
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No, as single as I wanna be
Overused Phraze: I ain't got time for this sh*t!
FAVORITES
Food: French Fries and Chalupas
Candy: Cherry Bombers
Color: Pink
Drink: Tropicana, Minute Maid, Welch's (good juice)
Alcohol Drink: Amaretto Sour, Sex on the Beach
Body Part on Opposite sex: Chest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenver I go to bed I guess
Most Missed Memory: When I was a kid with no responsiblities
Best phyiscal feature: I don't know it's hard to pick...lol...eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Another day, another dollar
Goal for this year: Make money and have fun
Best Friends: My roomie, Dee
Weakness: Never heard of this
Fears: I ain't never scared!
Longest relationship: 2 + years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: No
Pot: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: NO
Ever beaten someone up: No never had to
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Short
Height: Taller than me
Style: Clean
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute How about Fine as Hell
Muscular or Really Skinny: Athlete
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: Tahiti
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Umm...yes...lol
Believe in Yourself: Of course
Want to go to College:' In college
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: What kinda question is this...I ain't got time for this sh*t! lol
2 Contact Me: Send me a message
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!*The Kristal Effect*

My Interests

Modeling, eating out, basketball(go Blue Devils), and football... I'm not a true clubhead but I'll make a cameo appearance every now and then.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really know....?

Music:

A lil bit of everything except for country, it can be a little depressing and definitely no techno...i mean what the hell? all of it sounds the same!

Movies:

Meet the Parents, There's Something About Mary, (any Ben Stiller movie)...hey I told you I like to laugh...Blue Streak and...oh you get it, there's just too many to name.

Television:

I love watching Martin, Sex and the City, Girlfriends and both of Tyra's shows.

Books:

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou...it's deep.

Heroes:

My great-grandmother...Mrs. Gaskin R.I.P. miss you!!