Yoshimi, El Capitan. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My full name is Captain Yoshimi Wyler-Ridenour, but whatever. You can call me Shimi. I can't really tell you too much about myself... a day with me will tell you everything you need to know. Besides, what's the fun in letting out all my secrets? Come play!

My Interests

My amazing parents, pot mice, busting pinatas, licking eyelids, POUNCE, chewing on boxes. And damn geena. I sure do love me some tuna.

I'd like to meet:

Hello Kitty because she's hot, and I hear all these great things about the infamous Kitty Chan.

Oh. And also The Flaming Lips. They have this great song named after me.

Music:

The Flaming Lips and anything by my dad.

Television:

BUFFY. I could watch that shit for hours.

My Blog

Word on the street...

Word on the street is I'm about to have a little sister. Mom and Dad are adopting a kitten in two days. I have no idea how I feel about this at the moment. More later....
Posted by Yoshimi, El Capitan. on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST

My mom loves me.

Today, I climbed up on a table and played with a bottle of mom's nail polish. Who knew the bottle would just slide across the table and crash to the floor with one simple swipe? Well, I do now. Nail p...
Posted by Yoshimi, El Capitan. on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:40:00 PST

Regrets.

I never should've posted that first blog. The sex solicitations have only increased. Idiots....
Posted by Yoshimi, El Capitan. on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:36:00 PST

Showing my "meoooow" face.

I'm a cat. Now, granted, I'm a male cat and I do love me some kitties of the female persuasion... but if you want to get technical, I have no balls. I know what you're all thinking... why, Shimi! Why ...
Posted by Yoshimi, El Capitan. on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:58:00 PST