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~KimKim*a*rim~

heck yeah, it's kimberwii!

About Me

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome most of the time. I am a dork, but who wants to be one of those cookie cutter pieces of fluffy lint. Not I. Well, I do love bad movies admittedly same goes with bad music, but deep down, I am so dorky I'm cool. Yeah, profiles are stupid. Hmmm, I am an Oregon transplant in Tennessee. I work in healthcare (cancer research.) I wear farting bunny slippers at work. I like kitty cats, tequlia, nerdy boys, obsessing over stuff, colbert, writing, and crafty things...as well as yoga. Love that yoga. I smell good. I take bad pictures, I secretly am hella hot. I really like the coke zero and chillin with my homies whether it is playing nintendo or taking body shots. Its all fun to me man, its in the state of mind.

My Interests

cynicism, spain, hiking, old trucks, writing, motorcycle rides, bargain hunting, live music, crazy people, the preds, edumacayshun, southern lit, catholicism, yoga and peoples messed up body art, lipgloss, pbr, roadtrips...

I'd like to meet:

um, people who have good hygiene, people who like to spend money on me, people who are fun to laugh at. people who like to have good times...not that i really meet people from the net, but you can try...

Music:

can of worms baby...can of worms...

Movies:

Goonies, Kevin Smith, Almost Famous, Princess Bride, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, Tremors, Crap staring Will Ferrell or Jimmy Fallon (except Taxi)...but ah, old school...nuff said. I also loved Royal Tennebaums and admittedly like Ben Stiller and will ferrell even if they are taking over Hollywood. I also enjoy pretty much all Horror flicks, even the terrible ones...actually I enjoy the terrble ones more I think...on the flip side...more guilty pleasures...Legally Blond, Princess Diaries, terrible movies starring Hilary Duff and/or Lindsay Lohan, I admit it, I like them.....I am the friend that 'makes' you go see them...but c'mon you like them...you do....

Television:

gilmore girls, family guy, disney channel, letterman and conan, project runway, family feud, jon stuart, house, the office, lost, kim possible, iron chef, the office, colbert, heroes.

Books:

I love collections of short stories!!! Must have something to do with my ADD. But Richard Russo, Flannery O'Connor, Judy Blume and F Scott Fitzgerald are among my favorite authors. I dig lit, but you shouldn't be surprised to find me reading some trashy NY Times tribble like "Nanny Diaries" or "The Devil Wears Prada" it happens....

Heroes:

donald duck, he is misunderstood!

My Blog

because everyone wants to be cory....

Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me1. What is in the back of your car?  a blanket, some pears from costco, a first aid kit...some shoes.2. When was the last time you threw up? I was sic...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:43:00 PST

The History of KY Jelly...

Body: PART 1: THE BIRTH________________________Were you a planned baby?No ma'am. MY parents were married April 1980.Were you the first?Si.Who was present at your birth?honestly, no clue. Were your par...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Just a little evil...

You Are Bert..http://images.blogthings.com/thesesamestreetpersonalit yquiz/bert.jpg" height="100" width="100">Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

ripped from Newman.

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?If a restaurant doesnt give Jesus gratis dinner, then I would chew them out. I mean he died for the owners sins, they owe him one damnit!2. You suddenly hav...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

80 questions reposted...

80 Questions I Guarantee You've Never AnsweredDo you watch the Gilmore Girls?Hellz YES! I have a hot girl crush on Lauren Graham and I want to be both Rory and Lorelai Gilmore, plus it's a GREAT show....
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST

Making sure all my Mt Hood homies see this!

I wish I could figure out this embed thing...but alas... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYXajn-L25c So, its a fantastic day when Colbert mentions Boring, Oregon...the fine neighbor of Sandy and home t...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST

I always knew I was crazy but.....

Now even my damn heart is.... I bought a heart rate monitor to prove to myself I may not need to go see the cardiologist (specifically the electrophysiologist) my regular dr reccomended. In other new...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

Know whats awesome?

Listening to people blabber about their fibromyalgia and thyroid problems. Honest to God, there are some crazy ass people out there...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:14:00 PST

Warning to all ladies (and well groomed men)!

I swear the new sephora at green hills has an evil gravitational force attached to it. that and a return policy if you dont like the product...its a deadly combo. consider yourself warned...i took one...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:53:00 PST

I knew it.

You Are Austinhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatamericancityareyouqui z/austin.jpg" height="100" width="100">A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.You're totally weird and very proud of it.Ar...
Posted by ~KimKim*a*rim~ on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:18:00 PST