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The John Matrix Blues Quintet

We don't play blues and are not a quintet

About Me

The John Matrix Blues Quintet is a project of dedication to the artisans of innovative and prodigiously brilliant creativity everywhere, from the ponytail of Steven Seagal to the anchored pinky of John Petrucci, from the prose of Kafka to the blue eyes of Jeff Fahey. We are here to expel the torment that can envelope even the most hardened, callused individuals, for if Arnie does not lead the way to elysian paradise for the masses, then surely to god not even the dance moves of Jean Claude Van Damme can save us.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/19/2006
Band Website: genericmugwump.com/
Band Members: Mason Storm Van Keaton - Guitars, keyboards, samples, stratagems.
Influences: Dream Theater
Jeff Fahey
Steven Seagal
Carcass
Dave Mustaine's sneer
Andrei Tarkovsky
Queensryche
Colgate
Sounds Like: A paper cut in the key of existential turpentine.
Type of Label: None