My god man! |
I have this terrible habit of reading The Onion for about 30-40 minutes, and then in a heartbeat I'll click on my bookmarks bar to cue up a "real" news site. Instinctively, I find myself laughing at ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:41:00 PST |
Juno |
So I am now officially 52 minutes and 55 seconds into the movie, and i must ask - when does the critically acclaimed film begin? This is terrible...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:48:00 PST |
Upjake |
Jesus, it's been a long time coming for me to reestablish my illustrious myspace blogging career, so, without further adieu, I shall web log, or as I call it, "welo"....or "blog", yes, blog.Okay, so I...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST |
Ratz. |
Although my relationship with DC has been tenuous at best, I have avoided the idea that I should depart the city even when scant vestiges of luck seemed lost on me. The last ominous portent of my fat...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST |
hyperbole. |
why do freaks such as John Mark Karr have to ruin it for the rest of us eager to confess to the killing of JonBenet Ramsey, I mean, it's like so cliche now....
Posted by Jake on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST |
MO jetz |
Dear Missouri, I will be treading upon your soil beginning September 10th, oh, and Springfield, I will down to see you on the 13th or so, and will be staying for several dayzzz.Over.
Posted by Jake on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST |
An Open Invitation to DC. |
I have been a bad friend to you since I have arrived in the District. in fact, we have been unable to maintain any sort of interraction except for brief conversations at various bars where we have met...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST |
Yes, my uncle's website has been updated! |
It now has a sweet pic! http://www.mshp.dps.mo.gov/CJ38/OffenderDetails?id=778569
Posted by Jake on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST |
So, after great pains, I saw one of Sleater-Kinney's last shows |
The Rentals' show last night was much better though, and was no trouble going to (for me at least, read: free, thanks to a wonderful housemate)
Posted by Jake on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:23:00 PST |
Allow me to waste your time. |
The pressures of being in a band while living in DC have forced me to reevaluate my worth to the scene, and since I have offered little by way of my musical talents thus far, it is time I unveil my sc...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST |
