♣Well......Waddaya wana know?!
Im Dirty Berty (Nicknames have included 'Paulus Maximus Meridius the 42nd' by Stu, you bastard! 'Pablo' and 'The Devil' by Weazul (and the french! I don't know why......), 'John Fuckin' Travolta" by Moe cos I wear flares and small t-shirts, 'Hairy Growler' because of my bass playin, Nikki 7 by Reece, but commonly and well known as 'Bert' or 'Berty') I'm your averave shaggy-haired rocker from the centre of the UK, with the personnel of a stereotype rocker my character expresses (or best put, 'A 40yr old alcoholic in a 18yr old body!), yet very kind and considerate to those lucky few who see the nice side of me! Nothing about me is false; Im all genuine, so what you see is what you're gonna get!
♦ I always make time for my (long suffering) friends as much as I can; especially those who are there for me! I'm damn lucky and happy to be associated with 'em (thanks guys! You know who you are!) If ya think you're one of 'em and feel like you need to be credited, ring me up and give me shit!
♥My main passion along with my graphic art is my bass playing! I practise often with my band 'INSECURE' with my buddies Stuart Griffin (Drums) and James 'Weazul' Moreman (Guitar). Our main influences are based upon hard rock including my favourite band AC/DC, Stu's favourites Queen, and pretty much whatever the hell Weazul listens to! Whenever we have any gigs lined up please make an effort to come watch us play and give us all your support. 'cos our fans are the greatest, so cheers to them (few) people! I have also done a few gigs with 'Venus In Furs' as a step-in bass player, so go check 'em out, but more importantly check out my band's profile! (www.myspace.com/insecureyorks)
♣My main passion in life is DOWN & DIRTY OLD SKOOL HARD ROCK! I an heavily obsessed with AC/DC, Motley Crue and Led Zeppelin (Blend them together and then you get me!) There is also of course a large range of music I listen to (the curse of being a musician!) which you'll have to find out for yourselves!
♦So, U wana kno more about me, then buy me a pint, cut to the chase, then you can do what u want with me and........ahem; and get to know me better (I'll be looking forward to it!)
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"THE DIRT" on Paul Burton
Name: Paulus Maximus Meridius the 42nd
Birthday: 13th October
Birthplace: West Yorkshire
Current Location: Ilkley
Eye Color: Some weird green/ hazel colour
Hair Color: Very dark brown (Not black I'm afraid)
Height: Average hairy rocker sized
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Yorkshire!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black & Pink Circa
Your Weakness: Being tickled (damn, you know too much!)
Your Fears: Becoming Christian
Your Perfect Pizza: owt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to (try) drink less
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bugger..... or 'Toots!'
Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG! I've just joined a cult!
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: When I get home
Your Most Missed Memory: My hair
Pepsi or Coke: Hair
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hair
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck is 'Nestea'?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Take a look at my profile.......
Do you Sing: yes i do
Do you Shower Daily: Well.......
Have you Been in Love: Yeah; cost a bit though
Do you want to go to College: No, I just go for the shits and giggles........
Do you want to get Married: If I find the right girl *sigh* lol
Do you belive in yourself: God, you don't know how much I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yeah! there was this one time.......
Do you think you are Attractive: (Heh) yeah
Are you a Health Freak: No cos I'm metaphorically a FAT BASTARD!
Do you get along with your Parents: Do they get along with me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why not?
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar (P-Basses & T-Birds) & rhythm guitar (335's, SG's & Telecasters)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Surprisingly, no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do i seem like the kinda person who ACTUALLY HAS a serious relationship?!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Just yesterday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Damn i wish i have; you got any?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No comment.......
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, stepped in for Hugh with Venus In Furs
In the past month have you been Dumped: Have you been paying any attention AT ALL?????
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ...............maybe???
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah, not that kinda guy
Ever been Drunk: Oh come on! You're actually asking me that?!?!?!
Ever been called a Tease: .......Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Nah
Ever Shoplifted: Once again, not my thing
How do you want to Die: Angus Young style with a guitar through my chest!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A very pissed off rockstar
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: Yes
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Auburn or Brunettes (sorry blondes, ur still cute too!)
Short or Long Hair: long, definitely (dead sexy!)
Height: medium/average
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: Their own style or similar to mine.............In fact; fuck this! It's all about personality, you weaseling motherfucking questionnaire person!
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE!
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, but awaiting card symbols on my fingers & 'Dr. Feelgood' symbol on my arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Telling everyone I love the Irish
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