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WENSDAY NIGHT AT PACHA THURSDAY NIGHT AT CIELO A NO COMP EVENT (BOTTLE SERVICE RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) FRIDAY NIGHT AT PACHA SATURDAY NIGHT AT PACHA SUNDAY DAY SUNDAY NIGHT AT ASSETERIA OUR ANNUAL ASSETERIA SALUTE TO MOTHERS DAY Bring your.. Mother Grandmother Godmother House Mother or Baby's Mama and you both get in free!Music by mother of the House of AssMerrittalong withAMM Recordings - The Bermudez Brothers(they both have the same mother!)GET IN FREE FOR YOU + YOUR GUESTS BEFORE 12 MIDNIGHT HEREATTENTION ALL STRIPPERS:Every Sunday is STRIPPERMANIA! All members of the adult entertainment industry admitted FREE!(YOU KNOW THEY DON'T WORK ON SUNDAYS) Just make out with TASHA at door for your stripper VIP card. Live shows by the Asseteria Dancers!! -plus Asseteria hosts salute their mothers:-Anthony Lamont (shhh.. my mother doesn't know I'm gay) -Alain (I don't even know im gay) -Jermaine (hmmmm) -Stan K (mother russia) -Vieja (and you thought your mother was old) -Phat Mike (thank god trannies cant give birth, my flower bill would be ridiculous) -Tasha (when she was born – she breast fed her mother!!!) -Kriss Mass (his mom should be very proud) -Jersey Joe (his mom waited for him for 3 years... ok, she was in the next cell) And Mother Chris