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Candy McCrab

Jam tomorrow jam yesterday but never ever jam today!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pinheads, conjoined twins, a six fingered man, anyone with flippers, perhaps an albino, hunchback, midget, and anyone else with small hands who smell like cabbage.

Music:

NEW WAVE BABY!!!!!! I was once told that the only real ties to music I have are "dancing with trannies at 80's nights"! And how!!

Movies:

City of Lost Children is my favorite, although I love any flick by Jeunet and Caro. I dig any film with that spunky Brooklyn flapper Clara Bow (yes, even when she sings!) Any flicks by Julie Taymor are awesome especially Frida and Titus. Jan Svankmajer's pictures aren't too shabby especially Little Otik (about a tree stump baby that eats the neighbors.) The Brothers Quay can also make a mean flick! Besides the geeky art fag movies I've mentioned I love those tried and true eighties classics such as Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo (come on they breakdance on the ceiling!), any John Hughs flick (I know it's a cliche), and of course Dream a Little Dream (only for Cory Feldman's Michael Jackson dance number!) Oh shit, did I forget Freaks! Yes, Freaks is my all-time favorite Not limited to, but mostly for those coveted pinheads. Do they exist anymore? Where can I find one?

Television:

Germany's most disturbing home videos.

Books:

Geek Love, The Handmaids Tale, Running Wild, The Seven Addictions and Five Professions of Anita Berber, Frida, The Elephant Man, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Red Dragon, Possessing the Secret of Joy, American Gods...

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Heroes:

Klaus Nomi and Clara Bow are my heroes.

My Blog

Damn I missed you Limahl...

and your mullet! and Cyndi's mullet too! ...
Posted by Candice on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

Why were there so few athletic girls in the 90's?


Posted by Candice on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:17:00 PST

The right way to wear stripes hehehe!


Posted by Candice on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST