you know when you watch tv programs about led zeppelin on tv and they interview the record producer or something and he's there sitting by the pool going on about what a shame it was about bonzo dying like that and he's wearing a hawaiian shirt with a silver pony-tail and sunglasses. well that's me in 30 years time, only i'll be going on about tom vek, matthew herbert, dj shadow and nine black alps, the time i spent at island, 13 amp & !K7 records, my berlin years and my two musically challenging, ad hoc clubnights called greco-roman and uber alles. it will be on channel 5.