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Kelli

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About Me

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Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebPage I am 42 years old I'm 5'7" med build and Divorced. I'm also Transgender. If you are not sure what that is please google it. I am shy untill I get to know you or I have had a drink or 6. I am a bit of a goober. I like nice people and cant stand rude pushy people. other than that I'm not to good at talking about myself so if you would like to know more just give me a shout. All I ask is that you please be polite. The Tree of Life is an important symbol in nearly every culture. With its branches reaching into the sky, and roots deep in the earth, it dwells in three worlds- a link between heaven, the earth, and the underworld, uniting above and below. It is both a feminine symbol, bearing sustenance, and a masculine, visibly phallic symbol.

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MIKE THE WONDER CHICKEN

My Interests

Movies
Art
Music
Going to the club
Makeup
Being a bum at home

I'd like to meet:

The Jackass who stole my bike in the sixth grade. I want my bike back you ASS!

Music:

Colbie Caillat, Lilly Allen, Bare Naked Ladies, Green Day, and Elevator Musac

Movies:

ANY WILL FERRELL MOVIE
#1 Hot Fuzz
#2 Shawn of the Dead
#3 Something about Mary
#4 Wild Hogs
#5 300
#6 I now pronouce you Chuck and Larry
#7 Connie and Carla
#8 Bruce Almighty
#9 The Incredibles
#10 Transformers

Television:

#1 Late night with Conan O'Brien
#2 Kitchen Nightmares
#3 Scrubs
#4 the Office
#5 My name is Earl
#6 The Today Show
#7 Lost
#8 Heroes
#9 How I meet your mother
#10 House

Books:

Face Forward by Kevyn Aucoin
Making Faces by Kevyn Aucoin
The Art of Shaving by Myriam Zaoui, Eric Malka

Heroes:

its a great show

My Blog

HAVE A NICE TRIP?

Well its been a long time since I've sat down and wrote something. Not a lot has been going on and I've done some goofy shat. First thing I have to tell about is my big night out with to great friend...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:20:00 PST

NIPPLE SICKLES

So I'm sittin here watching this documentary about the 1980 U.S Olympic Hockey team and they are showing where the Iran hostages were kidnapped and they show that dude not sure what he is called eith...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:10:00 PST

RAUL THE CRICKET

This blog is loosely based on a true story I got some sleep YAY!!!!!!! Long over due and it felt so gooood I might try it again sometime. It freak'n snowed today for a few minutes I am so not ready ...
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:30:00 PST

ITS ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

My last blog was so depressing I wanted to post something upbeat and happy today and get a good vibe going here instead of all this gloom and doom. Gotta stop with all the negative and just be positi...
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST

WHATS THE RECORD FOR BEING STOOD UP?

I woke up with meat on my head. I have no clue on this one when I got up this morning I reached up to rub my face and felt something on my forehead and some how I had ham on it and in my hair I didn'...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:15:00 PST

LOOK HOW RUDE AND MEAN PEOPLE CAN BE.

Blog I lost count. OK OK OK I'm pissed again but not really This guy this Jerk, A-hole, Mother pus bucket, shit head, infected pus filled scab on a sick dogs ass, fuck was so bothered by the fact I ca...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:36:00 PST

I’M TAKING A BREAK FROM E-MAIL

Blog 38 Its Thursday night and I am sitting here feeling beyond hopeless. I am going to take a break from email for some time. I love that everyone is so nice and writes me and 99% of the time has won...
Posted by Kelli on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:54:00 PST

FROGS IN PANTS

Blog 37 After waking up yet another morning not being able to move I think it might be time to give up my big plans on becoming a body builder and just work on getting fit. Also I give up on the web...
Posted by Kelli on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

The Day After

Blog 36 The Morning after Well I did it I went out last night and like I said I would tell how the night went and see if it came out like I thought. Well the night did not go how I thought it would. ...
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

DRUNK SLUT

Blog 35 To all my friends in Cali my thoughts and prayers are with you and I hope you are all safe. Frickin hell on earth is it just me or from day one since Bush became Prez it just seems to me that ...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:06:00 PST