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AleXander

If life give you lemons make lemonade, then find someone who life gave vodka to and have a party

About Me

live & direct from nowhere in particular...An open letter to the makers of the Kinoki Foot Pads.Thank you Kinoki, your product protects me from toxins. Being a magic user I am particularly vulnerable to toxins since I have low hitpoints. By placing these on my feet I can confidently attack rogues with poisoned blades without worry. Thank you Kinoki, because of you I was able to reach level 12! oh and my feet smelllll GREAT!!!P.S. I am a caster and tend to wear light colored cloth robes, I prefer white. My robes use to be dingy all of the time and I couldn't figure out why. I now know it was all the toxins in my body seeping into my robes. I had always put off wearing my +8 magic +2 health +2 speed robes because I didn't want to ruin them. I can say I have been wearing my new robes and look fantastic. I think the elf across the way has noticed me. Any way, thank you again. My life is vastly improved from your man pads.

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I'd like to meet:

Tyra Banks, Asia Carrera, and Pam Anderson.
What type of firearm are you?

You are a M4 carbine. You are tactical and prepared for a sticky situation, you arent to wastefull but will use the effective amount of force to have a successful mission.
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Heroes:

Jeffrey Goines & Tyler Durden

My Blog

The Life and Times of a 9 Volt Battery - A short story

The Life and Times of a 9 Volt BatteryBy AleXander - Oct. 30, 1998One day, while I was eating breakfast, I just happened to look out the window. To my surprise I noticed that my favorite 9 volt batte...
Posted by AleXander on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:12:00 PST

The Word Bullet

This is something I wrote for my writing class, It's "My most embarrassing moment essay. This takes place in at a customer service job called Convergys: There is a filter inside everyone's head; th...
Posted by AleXander on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

He He He

He He HeA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pu...
Posted by AleXander on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

Rose 575

Rose 575An American HaikuBy AleXanderThere was a rose hereShe was lovely as can beBeauty surroundedFull of love to giveNo one to share it all withShe was all aloneIn the grove, a manSearching for his ...
Posted by AleXander on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

Why Pete

Why Pete Has Only Three LegsA compelling story about overcoming adversity, as a 3 legged cat tries to make it in a 4 legged worldBy AleXander S. PawlakI have two cats: the first is Fawna; she is a be...
Posted by AleXander on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST