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About Me

I can't skate switch for shit. I listen to about 4 hours of Jawbreaker every day at work. I drink a pot of black coffee and eat a bowl of oatmeal everyday. I miss all of the amazing friends that I have that don't live here.

My Interests

Bikes, Skateboards, Punk Rock, and good vegan food. (there's more than that, a lot more, but I don't feel like getting into it.)

I'd like to meet:

Radical people in Greenwood, SC...

Music:

The Screeching Weasels are the best band EVER!!1

Movies:

Skateboard videos. Office Space.

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Books:

Kurt fucking Vonnegut. And a bunch of other shit.

Heroes:

My Mother.