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Killer

La Dolce Vita...

About Me

Killer
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I DON'T PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT
I think way too much.
I am a text message bandit.
I buy overpriced everything.
I care way more than I should.
I want to be perfect.
I'm much shorter then most.
I'm addicted to shoes and jewelry.
My hair changes like the weather.
Diamonds are my best friends.
I love being silly.
Piercings are hot.
Make up is my art.
I hate lies.
I adore heat.
I'm a sucker for pina coladas.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I'm a little unpredictable.
I love meeting new people + making new friends.
Working out keeps me sane.
I'm a camera whore.
I laugh way too much.


69 things about me...


1. I love driving around, blasting music with the windows down!
2. I love cuddling!♥
3. I have the WORST memory in the WORLD!
4. I'm not exactly quiet...I've been told I sound like an elephant walking through the house at nite!
5. I am NOT a morning person at all!
6. I sleep on my stomach!
7. I HATE seafood! Ick!
8. I adore kids!♥...but don't exactly want to have any!
9. I'm a very last minute kind of gal!
10. I love scary movies!♥
11. I love surprises!♥
12. I'm extremely random!
13. I'm an AMAZING cook, but NEVER ask me to clean!
14. I adore suanas!♥
15. I NEVER make my bed!
16. I'm told I sound like I can't breathe when I laugh, yet you all think its ADORABLE! Ha!
17. I like playing hide & seek in Walmart!
18. I say FUCK way too much!
19. I'm a bit of a nerd, yet a total slacker!
20. I love FIGHT CLUB and PULP FICTION! ♥
21. You'll find me laughing 99% of the time!
22. Pina Colada's = love ♥
23. I'm hard to scare! Try me! Ha!
24. I would do anything for my good friends!
25. I hear I look older than I actually am!
26. I love campfires at night on the beach!
27. I try and make the best of every situation!
28. I think the more the merrier! :)
29. I don't like drama!
30. If I ever have a lil baby boy he will definitely have a lil mohawk going on! :P
31. I'm quite into FASHION!
32. I'll wear anything!...Well unless it's seriously ugly...Ha!
33. Yes I go to the tanning salon. Wanna join? :)
34. I have more beauty/hair products than anyone should!
35. I'd like to think I gotta lota heart!
36. I like my boys tough!
37. I enjoy long, hot showers or candle lit baths!
38. Given the chance to change anything about myself, I wouldn't change a thing!
39. I love people for their flaws!
40. I'm quite into my appearance...I'm not gonna lie!
41. If you heard all the music I listen to you would laugh!
42. I'm not so crazy about flowers! Actually kinda HATE them!
43. I once saw 2 NUNS in the mall! :O
44. I love water parks and amusment parks! ♥
45. I want quite a few TATTOOS! :O
46. I sing my lungs out when I'm alone!
47. VODKA = LOVE!!! ♥
48. I barely watch any TV!
49. I'm a very picky eater!
50. I really want a lil tiny cute dog or a big scary one!
51. I absolutely hate seatbelts!
52. I love love love Boxing!♥
53. Some say I'm cocky!
54. I love Italian food! ♥
55. I love watching storms, sooo fuckin' stunning! ♥
56. I'm a camera whore!
57. I'm extremely honest at times...even if it's brutal!
58. I hate fish and birds!
59. I love massages! ;) ♥
60. I have a love for coffee! ♥
61. I always have something unimportant to say.
62. Sometimes I wear guys deodorant I'm not even going to lie! And I love the smell of guys cologne mmmmmmm! ♥
63. TECHNO IS MY LIFE! DEAL WITH IT!
63. I can have a bit of an attitude...
64. The only book I read are business books!
65. I'm kinda not the romantic type...
66. I really really really want to travel to ITALY!
67. I love sunglasses...especially my versaces! ♥
68. I don't fall for people easily!
69. I'm kinda something special! :D


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My Interests

Talking...Hanging out/partying with friends...Drinking...listening to music...volleyball....snowboarding...snowball fights...showers...rain...puddles...working out...laughing...playing "spin the hat" or "spin the pen" lol good times...swimming...talking on the phone or like just talking...piggy back rides...having starburst wrappers stuffed down my shirt ahahaha...i dunno lots of shit

I'd like to meet:

SASHA BARON COHEN

Music:

Sum of everything (lota euro, techno, trance, etc tho)... Luca Dirisio, Shapeshifters, Benny Benassi, Scooter, Kalwi and Remi, Aphrodite, Darude, Royal Gigolos, Eric Prydz, DJ Tiesto, Armand Van Helden, Paul Oakenfold, Tila Tequila, Sisqo (THONG SONG! AHAHA ♥), Notorious B.I.G, Tupac, Gwen Stefani, Studio B, JJ Flores & Steve Smooth, Blink 182, Backstreet Boys (Yeah ahah Elena n all those other girls who aided me in making up dances when we were 9 for those songs haha), Spice Girls (lmao), Adair, Groove Armada, Deep Dish, MSTRKRFT, Armin Van Buuren, DJ Trashy, Puddle Of Mudd, Mickey Avalon, The Faint, Bad Boy Bill, Madonna, Mya, Sir Mix Alot (haha baby got back mmmm), Hot Action Cop, No Doubt, Def Leopard, ACDC, etc...

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB (brad pitt...really hot...plus fighting whats not to love)....Pulp Fiction....Phonebooth...Jackass....Napoleon Dynamite....Texas Chainsaw masacre...All cky videos...kill bill....SCARFACE....I dunno anything scary, stupid or funny.

Television:

Jackass...Trailer Park Boys...Wild boys...Viva la bam...GROWING UP GOTTI...family guy......The Price is Right...Oprah & Dr. Phil (eh steph lol...omg Dr. Alyssa)...Antique roadshow! (lmfao nippu!)....SEX IN THE CITY...America's next Top Model...The Surrel Life

Books:


Heroes:

"Some people chain smoke, we chain hump."

My Blog

Nick Swardson!!!

Wow...I'm really digging this guy...didn't realize the amazingly funny guy in Grandma's Boy was a stand up comedian. Anyways, enjoy!!! Nick On Jimmy Kimmel Live 4-9-07 Add to My Profi...
Posted by Killer on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST

GIRLS BE CAREFUL!!!

A little while ago I had someone add me to their msn that I didn't know. They started talking to me on msn claiming they were starting up a tattoo & piercing place and doing a show on it much like...
Posted by Killer on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

Wooooowie! Yes! Hate Mail . 4

Sooooo we got another hater. Finally ...I mean it sure has been a while. I've been missing out on a few laughs. Lol, anyways lets get down to business...http://www.myspace.com/5yearoldpantyshotA) I'm...
Posted by Killer on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

One For The Ladies! ;)

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Posted by Killer on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

Hate Mail . 3 - Keep Talking Your Making Me Famous♥

Yes 2 in 2 days :) Thank you http://www.myspace.com/her_loser_dustP.s Nice job realizing that if your gonna stay stupid shit I will post you and make you look like an ass :)...
Posted by Killer on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

HATE MAIL .2 :) CHECK IT OUT TOO FUNNY!

Lol to all of you who have sent me hate mail...please keep on doing it ...it makes my day and gives me a good laugh...to think to you sit there talking shit to people and putting people down is so hil...
Posted by Killer on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

GAY STRAIGHT GUYS

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Posted by Killer on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

Tickle Me Emo!

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Posted by Killer on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

I ♥ Sasha Baron Cohen

Hey everyone!Lots of material for you right here...picked out some of the more funny ones for ya...enjoy!Sasha On The Daily Show With Jon StewartRegis Meets BoratBorat On David LettermanAli G Goes To ...
Posted by Killer on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

Random Funny Pictures!

Nice Hair ManCreative ShitCan You Spot It...:)lol really ?Misleading...I Think...lolPfffft...What A Tattoo!Haha!Real Life Beavis Lmao! Wow...Wonder Where This IsDirty Dirty Snow Sculptures ...
Posted by Killer on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST