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Bert

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About Me

I'm a mutt . . . Italian, Irish, Native American, French, German, Dutch. I'm the oldest of 5 (2 sisters, 2 brothers). I am an uncle (5 nephews, 4 nieces). =) I love to laugh . . . it is the best medicine. I enjoy hanging out with my family and friends. They mean the world to me. I enjoy meeting and talking to people. I work at ACS as a transaction processor. My department handles the accounts of borrowers who are totally and permanently disabled.


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My Interests

reading, working out, SU basketball & football, travelling, hanging out with my family and friends, movies (especially horror), video games (Nintendo), computer games (Bejeweled, Chuzzle, Collapse, Cubis and many more)
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I'd like to meet:

people, old friends, SU alumni, some nice aliens (no probing), Shakira, Nicole Scherzinger, Brooke Burke, Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku, Dave Chappelle, Ron White, Jeff Dunham, Wes Craven, Sean Cunningham, Rob Zombie, John Carpenter, Eli Roth, Tony JaaNO, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET My Custom Friends List Bert has a million Friends. Michael

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Music:

Shakira, U2, Eminem, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Jay-Z, Kelly Clarkson, Hinder, Nickelback and many more

Movies:

Airplane, Alien vs Predator, American Pie trilogy, Austin Powers trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, BASEketball, Better Off Dead, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bruce Almighty, Caddyshack, Cellular, Collateral, Crank, The Devil's Rejects, Final Destination trilogy, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Freddy vs Jason, Grandma's Boy, Halloween, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes (the remake), Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, Naked Gun, National Lampoon's Animal House, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, National European Vacation, National Lampoon's Vacation, One Crazy Summer, Ong-bak, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Porky's trilogy, The Protector, Pulp Fiction, Pulse, Reservoir Dogs, Road Trip, The Rundown, Saw trilogy, Scary Movie, Scream trilogy, The Shining (the original), Silent Hill, 16 Blocks, Sleepy Hollow, Smokin' Aces, Stay Alive, S.W.A.T., Talladega Nights, Terminator trilogy, Transporter 1 and 2, Turistas, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Van Helsing, Wolf Creek, Wrong Turn, X-Men trilogy

Television:

South Park, The Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, SportsCenter, Survivor, American Chopper, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Miami Ink, Dilbert, Married with Children, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters..
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Books:

Live from Death Row, A Raisin in the Sun, To Kill a Mockingbird, Native Son, The Long Dream. any books by Stephen King (my favorite ones are It, The Talisman, Pet Sematary, Cujo, and The Shining)

Heroes:

my grandfathers (both deceased), my mom (a wonderful woman who has a heart of gold)