We've been beating the dead horse since the year 2000. Contrary to popular belief, Child Pornography is not an "electro" band. Child Pornography is a rock band. Here is something that someone wrote about us once:
Child Pornography's bawled, hollering vocals come buried in distortion and skuzzy, greasy, electro fuzz. It's sort of a clumsy, mongoloid version of Le Tigre with weird, Tourette's delivery, 50-cent Casio riffs, and wimpy electronic drums that smack down with all the skull-crushing power of a baby's fist. Which is just a long, drawn-out way of saying this band rules. I love this band. AG --Portland Mercury
Sometimes I wonder why people always refer to us as "mongoloid" something.
In a Sex With Girls (one of the best bands to have ever been on the face of this earth) song off their cdr "Feel the dorkness", James Squeaky is spooking this: "someones howling a falsetto". I'd like to think that line was about my singing. probably not though.
Child Pornography has two other names as well. Call them nicknames. call them "also known as" es.
to be cont. on a later more productive day...
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