Snoop Dawgette

i'm a gurl. i'm three (which means i'm drinking age! woo hoo! no more fake i.d's!). i don't have to keep my profile a secret from my dad SteveO.G. anymore- he's kinda letting the leash out a bit further... so...um...grr...i'm the salon dawg at my dads crazy shop. i greet people with my baby and sometimes wave goodbye. i go to J9'sK9s for skool- have been since i was a puppy. good peanut butter bones. Stephanie is my trainer, she always has good treats like stinky salmon or sometimes chicken strips come out of her butt- rad trick.my dad thinks i'm all the shit cause last year when i was 1, i passed the Canine Good Citizen test recognized by the A.K.C. and got certified by detasociety.org as a therapy dog. i'm sure. and on weekends my dad takes me to hospitals to cheer up sick people. sometimes it's cool cause there are always crumbs under their beds and once i saw a dead human. weird. i love eating bully weiners. my dad took me to a dog park, he wasn't supposed to- i was like OMG- is this like where they send the bad dogs?? puppies can be a pain in the ass. i like ash even though i like to bitch him out. i just wanna party and have fun like other teenagers. WTF.