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horace bones

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

a knowing and laughing full moon illuminated a small room, under secretive and ultimately mysterious circumstances,i was stealthly carried into this kind and bizarre world a shimmering genetically engineered mutantchild from DNA extracted from the bodies of past rock and roll chariots brian jones,jimi hendrix and jim morrison.after a spectacularly ghoulish freak accident involving a customized barris batmobile and a couple of sweet tarts found in the pickguard of a vintage 1966 "bat"-stratocaster owned by count hendrix,i was released into the wild roar of the public school system.this was 1982.while brain and kennedy,cars and cramps,misfits and pretenders,priest and maiden ruled the land,i began the strange quest,i was operating on the lunatic fringe of society,creating weird stuff in the face of store bought happiness.soon unlocking the psychedelic genius and brooding gothic horror of my hybrid DNAcode.i sadly succeeded and failed happily til i found out what i was.... a hopped up gasoline filled locomotive skull with no motive but to musically crash and burn my guts thru rock and rolls' finest jailbreaks and juiciest freakouts.i was witness to some of the most turbulent and most spiritually phantasmorgoric acts in the spectrum of rock-music today.i offer to share my kingdom of adventurous and sometimes boring perverse visions and howling night-time carnivals with other atomik-replicants who have yet to "retire" from making bloody decent,if not at least psychically loud music and art with a grinning spectral heart.Enjoy the Big Dame Hunters(america's only decent family rock-meal 3 piece bucket) for strange life reaffirming noises and a biting commentary on crime and the development of noir rock in the BBQ age.chronically hellbent with an enthusiasm bordering on ghostly possession i am embarking on a proto-hypnotic voyage-deleting and transmogrifying my brainwave memory regarding some puzzling past and future bullshit,lies,and hoaxes,finally am looking forward to actually having a incredibly fun fucking time for once and for all, heroically triumphant,no longer deep frozen ,far from the madness of hoth ...the hungry people demand it and will accept absolutely no fucking less.so lets get ridiculously bored soon but atomically inspired sooner--same bat-time same bat-channel.....marky "keep it creepy"...dark-(100%-tyrellcorp-nexus982-07)............."a candle that burns at both ends burns twice as fast(bright) and you've burned oh so brightly Roy"-TYRELL

My Interests

drinking tropical potion mixtures while watching motion pictures, all kinds of musicians and artistic people,cooking food,making loud noises,listening,learning and transcribing music,fear and loathing in the recording studio,bodysurfing on dry land,keeping pain,fear and death at bay with poetic dirty jokes and totally boss dance moves,meeting monstrous people with a knack for attracting the brightest darkness.really digging my food,clothes and shelter while it lasts.

I'd like to meet:

people who still struggle and have hunger for whatever they are doing in this massive avalanche of crashing chaotic beauty.hopefully meet some real nice ladies,david lee roth, and anyone who still gives a crap about their connection to the street and to the world,would love to buy em a couple of tacos,a guitar and a copy of the stooges-funhouse.the psychic mechanisms of people fascinate the fuck out of me.strange tales and heavy scenes going on in all directions,all searching for the neo-archaic community to freakout with.people who make mindblowing stuff out of absolutely nothing.folks who enjoy laughing their fucking hearts out.have obsessive fetish and uncontrollable love for breaking shit ...like walls and preconceived boundaries.we need the wild and the uniquely strange ones who gladly go way way the fuck out there to bring something humbly powerful and miraculously healing back for the rest of us.lets go.....last one is a rotten egg...........namaste

Music:

link wray,elmore james,bo diddley,dick dale,henry mancini,howling wolf,the ventures,james brown,jerry goldsmith,ray charles,jimi hendrix,john lee hooker,jerry lee lewis,john barry seven,johnny cash,the doors,the stooges,alice cooper,the who?,led zeppelin,roy orbison,black sabbath,the ramones,the cramps,bauhaus,bad brains,bloody motorhead,slayer,reverend horton heat,yngwie malmsteen,hound dog taylor,megadeth,steely dan,earth,wind and fire,david bowie,fear,oingo boingo,miles davis,zz top,marilyn manson,three dog night,the cars,buddy holly,van halen,boston,nirvana,chris issak,ministry,headwire,booker t and the mgs,jerry goldsmith,rocket from the crypt,the clash,barry adamson,joan jett,billy idol,guns and roses,the cult,adam and the ants,alice in chains,the police,monster magnet,nine inch nails,frank sinatra,fantomas,bernard hermann,tenor saw,alcatrazz,the ventures,duane eddy,B-52s,angelo badalamenti,david lynch,velvet underground,naked city,billy holliday,pink floyd,gap band,billy joel,fishbone,faith no more,N.W.A,sonic youth,carpenters,albert king,gene vincent,havana 3 am,dead can dance,ghoulspoon,slightly stoopid,white zombie,tenor saw,sublime,the eagles,fleetwood mac,julee cruise,stevie wonder,david lee roth band,kool and the gang,the little river band,aerosmith,gbh,steve miller,stonlikgod,the beach boys,u2,dr.hook,portishead,butthole surfers,commodores,corrosion of conformity,tool,public enemy,dead kennedys,bob dylan,ennio morricone,sly and the family stone,iron maiden,tears for fears,george benson,accept,the who,nathan van cleave,a.b.c.,ohio players,tom waits,judas priest,rolling stones,les baxter,bruce springsteen,tak shindo,martin denny,marvin gaye,dokken,jeff beck,beck,deep purple,don carlos,d.r.i.,blondie,john-athan coltrane,the gap band,journey,ambrosia,chemical bros,bob welch,motley crue,michael hedges,bow wow wow,black uhuru,jay ferguson,jeff buckley,broken bones,the residents,throbbing gristle,john lee hooker,tribe called quest,white stripes,elvis aaron presley,leroy holmes,parliment-funkadelic,gary numan,rick james,scorpions,massive attack,the shadows,bob marley and the wailers,black flag,srv,roger and zapp,ricky nelson,limbomaniacs,police,beatles,monkees,gregory issac,the melvins,burning spear,kiss,pat benatar,wall of voodoo,jefferson airplane-starship,cream,rush,patrice rushen,israel vibration,devo,ac-dc,metallica,michael jackson,tricky,k.c.and the sunshine band,martin denny,mr.bungle,venom,mercyful fate,boz scaggs,michael dyanna,raven,capn beefheart,pj harvey,400 blows,firehose,chuck berry,olivia newton john,george benson,cheap trick,loudness,talk talk,soundgarden,supertramp,mazzy star,dazz band,dead boys,talking heads,doobie bros,suicidal tendencies,war,bad company,these people deliver the goods...24-7 in no way is this a best to last bullshit competition for who is best or cooler, all these musicians reign supreme...we are fucking lucky to have these people in our life,they help fill the demented pieces of the puzzle.sure plenty missed,many more folks i have offensively overlooked,please clue me in to thousands of new gems.conversation about a band is one of many joys of life.

Movies:

i drink your blood,taste the blood of dracula,american graffiti,the toy,frankenstein,dracula,the wolfman,spinal tap,blade ruuner,with a friend like harry,wild at heart,psych-out,ed wood,curse of frankenstein,lost in translation,dazed and confused,ray,easy rider,poltergeist,satans triangle,scarface,white zombie,rear window,exotica,goodfellas,mullholland drive,fall of the house of usher,the empire strikes back,meatballs,tombstone,lost highway,re-animator,anchorman,hellraiser,fast times at ridgemont high,ghostbusters,bad boys,willy wonka and the chocolate factory,alien,porkys,take the money and run,l.a.confidental,the hunger,serpent and the rainbow,the shining,romeo is bleeding,one flew over the cuckoos nest,blue velvet,iooocorpses-devil rejects,fear and loathing in las vegas,texas chainsaw massacre,kalifornia,fade to black,american beauty,buttman,star wars,airplane,apocalypse now,clockwork orange,pippi longstocking,logans run,dogtown and zboys,heavy metal parking lot,audition,evil dead,animal house,harlem nights,zoolander,almost famous,modern problems,nightmare before christmas,fargo,american werewolf in london,the thing,dangerous liaisions,excaliber,from beyond,the shuttered room,gargoyles(the freaky70s one),american psycho,scavenger hunt,evangelion,arthur.

Television:

batman,hawaii five-o,the munsters,sanford and son,the twilight zone,benny hill,on the air,the six million dollar man,get smart,star trek,good times,alfred hitchcock presents,gilligans island,twin peaks,the love boat,the monkees,ren and stimpy,the gong show,fantasy island,brady bunch,scooby doo,hogans heroes,motel hell,saturday night live,m.a.s.h.,the a-team,jackass,dick clarks american bandstand,don kircheners rock show,bosom buddies,mork and mindy,happy days,in search of,soul train,charlies angels,night flight,HBO jukebox,jerry springer show,cold case,monster garage,the smurfs,scooby doo,the young ones.

Books:

EDGAR ALLAN POE,ROD SERLING,JAMES ELLROY,HUNTER S THOMPSON,H.P. LOVECRAFT,PHIL RICKMAN,WILLIAM S BURROUGHS,CARL JUNG,BOBBY DYLAN,CLIVE BARKER,ANTONIN ARTUAD,CHARLES BUKOWSKI,JACK KEROUAC,ALDOUS HUXLEY,KENNETH PATCHEN,DAVID SKAL,LEGS MCNEIL AND GILLIAN McCAIN,REsearch,DANNY SUGERMAN,BILL LANDIS AND MICHELLE CLIFFORD,HENRY MILLER,SIGMUND FREUD,STEVE KING,RON ENGLISH,,GEORGE BARRIS,H.R.GIGER,ROBERT WILLIAMS,ALEX GREY,EDITH HAMILTON,

Heroes:

jack davis,ZANDER,john barry,h.r. giger,the cramps,salvador dali,bad brains,bob williams,john zorn,leo fender,mitch o connell,bob denver,daniel clowes,john bonham,link wray,henry mancini,cliff burton,james brown,rick griffin,david lynch and angelo badalamenti,charles beaumont and rod serling,XNO,fishbone,elfman-bartek,bela lugosi,mike patton,redd foxx,jimmy page,percy and jonesy,jeordie white ,wally wood,bill hicks,mike watt,don ho!!!!.