"BA" Jonny Homez

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"Bad Ass" Jonny Homez!
"BAD ASS" JONNY HOMEZ
DEBUT: 1999
WEIGHT: 170
(at $4.99 per pound)
HEIGHT: 4'22"
Just who is the mysterious masked man known as "Bad Ass" Jonny Homez... Well, if you want all the messy details, his origin has recently been "blogged", but what more do you need to know other than the fact that he is The Most Ass Kickinest Wrestler on the Planet... Why, you may ask, then, haven't you heard of him? The answer is really quite simple... You have heard of him, dumb ass, you're reading his profile right now!!!... Jonny Homez is more than just the most ass-kickinest wrestler on the planet, though, because he also fights crime and finds missing children, and sometimes he has to fight missing children, once they're found, if he finds them commiting crimes. Jonny Homez is available to make appearances at any of your family functions or get-togethers... For $50 bucks extra, he'll powerbomb your little kid through a table. (Table not included)
TRADEMARK MOVES:
The Jankle Lock, The Spanish-Fly, The 420, The Jaeger-Plex, The Stupor-Plex, "Hajime-Snake Style-Eagle Claw!"
FINISHING MOVES:
The Pakalolo Driver, The Tyrannosaurus-Plex
TITLES:
3x FPMW HARDCORE CHAMPION
2x FPMW TAG-TEAM CHAMPION (w/ Dark Wing)
(*former*) FPMW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION
WBDF MIDWEST HARDCORE CHAMPION (2002-2003)
INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
2x IRON LUNG CHAMPION (2001 & 2002)
2000 WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW "BEST IN SHOW" (2nd RUNNER UP)
2005 LEAGUE OF LUCHADORS WHO RECOVER MISSING CHILDREN "MASKED MAN OF THE YEAR" AWARD WINNER
FAVORITE QUOTES:
"How do you feel about the fact that I'm about to kick your ass?"
"Much more than "Bad Ass"...I'm physically... and mentally... and socially... SUPERIOR!"