Elephant in the parlor |
Elephant by Rachael YamagataIf the elephants have past lives yet all destined to always rememberIt's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temperAnd I am dreaming of them on the...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:07:00 GMT |
I know better than that |
Boys with Girlfriends by MeikoWhen I first met you I knew you were the one 'Til you took me home and I met her She had your boxers on She was listening to your song And I thought right then that you h...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:30:00 GMT |
Pastor 2.0 |
The other day, while driving... somewhere, the grocery probably, I saw a sign on a church that read "New Pastor Installation."huh?Yeah, installation. I always thought pastors were people, not so...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
WAR!!! |
It's on!! Normally, I don't condone wars or guns or other weaponry but in this particular case, I'm making an exception.We seem to have accrued quite the arsenal of Nerf guns and, holy cow, are ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:40:00 GMT |
The problem is not... |
white privilege. The problem is white men devoting blogs and books comparing a presidential candidate to a vice presidential running mate under the name of racial advocacy. No matter how w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
Grungy, butt-bedazzled, Chris Martin Wannabe |
Living in a state of contentment must seem very boring to outsiders. There is little motivation to go outside of the nest, which is not exactly conducive to socializing; a pattern Kalki and ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:05:00 GMT |
So I had plumbers butt |
So what! That does not give you the right, Mr. overweight/ill-fitting polo/kaki shorts/gym sandals man to play touchy-touchy! Don't make me go all Vagina Monologue on your ass. For c...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
So I had plumbers butt |
So what! That does not give you the right, Mr. overweight/ill-fitting polo/kaki shorts/gym sandals man to play touchy-touchy! Don't make me go all Vagina Monologue on your ass. For c...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:46:00 GMT |
Dear Motivated Moms, |
First of all, I thank each and every one of you losers intelligent motivated ladies for sending those lovely friend requests. You all make me feel so ill special. I bet it feels great to...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:48:00 GMT |
Closure |
Finally!!! I've always heard that closure is a good thing but never before realized how good it can actually be. Kind of like that moment of sweet relief after finally using the bathroom w...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
