DIRTY DAVE

• “Hell has no fury like a woman’s scorn”• “To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to forget it and if you don't succeed, at least pretend to.”• “The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”• “Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”• “If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favorable to him.”• “Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.”• “A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.”• “…pleasure and pain, it’s the same…..just a different scream….• “He who doesn't look ahead remains behind.”• “You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.”• “Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.”• “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”• “Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.”• “….attachment leads to jeolousy…”• A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own.• Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.• It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them.• Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards..my liver's aching.........cuz rum~n~coke numbs a heart thats broke or breaking........