HOT Myspace LayoutsI only drink twice a week...Monday thru Thursday, and Friday through Sunday...I'm loud but it's not my fault 'cause I had surgery on my ears when I was two... I'm a total clutz...and I yell at things that can't yell back when I run into them... I have my own personal concerts in my car...i'm Fucking hardcore!! Sometimes I foget that car windows are "See Through" I'm a total nerd, and I'm completly okay with it. I love POOP!! I want a monkey more than anything I have ever wanted (more thana skip-it). I'm a closet road rager... I won't show you my middle finger but I will scream very loudly and beat up my car... David Hasselhoff is the hardest punk rocker out there...I'm in a car band...I play the seat belt... Brie and bleu cheese should be illegal...fucking gross Lisa... A lot is two words and I'm glad I know it... I love my friends to death...They are the funniest people I know...I love to laugh, really really hard... Anything and I mean anything can be a joke...it's the only thing that makes life not suck.
And YES I'm a real pirate, and yes I am completely serious about David Hasselhoff...
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