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About Me

It's the little things that make me happy and it's the little things that bother me. I want to travel all over the world. I'm terrible at understanding thick accents. I don't like partying but I like social drinking; they're similar but parties usually imply a bunch of douche bags I don't know and awful music. I'm dumb enough to where I understand next to nothing about the world and people around me but I'm at least smart enough to recognize that. Politics are a spectator sport to me; I don't take them serious enough to play myself but now and then it's amusing to watch two other people go at it. I'm not apathetic, just picky about what I get passionate about. I think everything is subjective and it almost ruined my life.
Still can't make up your mind about me? Neither can I.
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Artists I like:
Roman Dirge, Heather Gabel, Shag, John Kricfalusi, Gris Grimly, Chuck Jones, Camille Rose Garcia, Dave Hartman, Frank Miller, Elizabeth Mcgrath, Stephen Gammel, Edward Gorey, Mary Blair, Marc Davis, Simon Marsden, Mark Ryden...
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My Interests

Disneyland.

Halloween.

The Unknown.

True Crime.
Cartoons.
Taxidermy.
Drinking Games.
Travel.
Dinosaurs.
Folklore.
Lowbrow Art.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

The Misfits.

Tom Waits.

Alkaline Trio.

Johnny Cash.

Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

White Zombie.

Nine Inch Nails.

The Cure.
Nick Cave & the Badseeds.
A Fire Inside.
Black Heart Procession.
Frank Sinatra.
The Ramones.
Depeche Mode.
Motorhead.
The Dresden Dolls.
The Vandals.
Murder By Death.
Bad Astronaut.
The Queers.
Howlin' Wolf.
Sisters of Mercy.
Bad Religion.
Iron & Wine.
Brand New.
The Beach Boys.
My Chemical Romance.
Decendents.
Black Sabbath.
Robert Johnson.
Thrice.
Danny Elfman.
The Damned.
Midnight Syndicate.
Tiger Army.
Killing Joke.
The Beatles.
Ministry.
The Doors.
AC/DC.
The Cure.
Joy Division.
Viva Death.
Me First & the Gimme Gimmes.
Hank III.
The Smiths.
Chuck Berry.
The Cramps.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead.

Tombstone.

Groundhog Day.

Evil Dead.

Punch-Drunk Love.

House of 1000 Corpses.

Edward Scissorhands.

Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Big Fish.
Rio Bravo.
Jurassic Park.
Goodfellas.
Nightmare Before Christmas.
Interview with the Vampire.
Jackass: The Movie.
The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
Se7en.
High Fidelity.
Rear Window.
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Boondock Saints.
Office Space.
Bubba Ho-Tep.
Night of the Living Dead.
Pirates of the Carribean.
Sin City.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Psycho.
Donnie Darko.
Return of the Living Dead.
The Departed.
The Devil's Rejects.
Corpse Bride.
Gangs of New York.

Television:

The Twilight Zone.

South Park.
The Daily Show.
Looney Tunes.
Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Gunsmoke.
Ren & Stimpy.
I Love Lucy.
No Reservations.
The X-Files.
Planet Earth.
Tales from the Crypt.
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
The Simpsons.

Books:

Where The Wild Things Are.

Helter Skelter.
Cash: The Autobiography.
Factotum.
My Friend the Vampire.
Alice in Wonderland.
The Scary Stories Series.

Heroes:

George Carlin.

My Blog

THERE MIGHT BE BLOOD. MAYBE.

PLAINVEW Are you an angry man, Henry? HENRY BRANDS About what? PLAINVEW Are you envious? Do you get envious? HENRY BRANDS I don't think so. No. PLAINVEW I have a competitio...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST

DADDY PUT IN BYE-BYE BOX

ITHACA, NYAfter weeks of being sleepy all the time and never finishing his din-din at night, area daddy Howard Lewis was put in a bye-bye box early Monday morning so that he could go on a vacation wi...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:36:00 PST

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE

As far as I know, this is a real exchange of emails and this guy really did send it out to a bunch of people. I couldn't resist stealing it. Enjoy.Brad,It would be difficult for me to be any more mise...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

WHAT IF THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS?

MELVIN Okay, I got a real great compliment for you and it's true. CAROL I am so afraid you're about to say something awful... MELVIN Don't be pessimistic. It's not your style. Okay... Here it goe...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

IM IT...

Tagged by The One and Only Meredith Kaye How I got tagged: She sent a message informing me that I had been tagged and being much smarter than I am I took her word for it. Once you have been tagged, yo...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:41:00 PST

IN MEXICO THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE IS 18

And Lord, did I ever take advantage of it... ...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:47:00 PST

WE DONT UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER

The last few weeks of my life have proved what's going on in my head is just as much a mystery to other people as what's going on in their head is to me. Which is normal, except most people's feelings...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:23:00 PST

THE DIVINE COMEDY

I'm staring out into that vaccum again From the back porch of my mind The only thing that's alive I'm all there is So I start attacking my vodka Stab the ice with my straw My eyes have turned red as s...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:37:00 PST

IN RETROSPECT

The shitty things people do to me I always remember. I always remember because I have so many regrets about those situations. I just never do anything about it when it's happening and I really ha...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

STILL PLAYING

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'ld find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayWell, it'll be a miracleDo you believe you're missing out?That everything good is happening so...
Posted by Danny Scissorhands on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST